Provincial Edict #12: If you can read this, you must obey me forever!!!
Corollary #1 to Provincial Edict #12: If you can't read this, you must obey me forever!!!
Provincial Edict #14: Superstition is outlawed.
Provincial Edict #15: A provincial edict shall be announced every month except those months during which one is not announced.
OH HI U GUEIS!
Provincial Edict #16: Defenders can GTFO of my house. MAH HAUS!
Provincial Edict #17: PINK!
And now I have way more influence than you.
Provincial Edict #18: This nation does not CTE. It just surveils you more covertly.
This is to inform you that I am abdicating my throne as Provincial Governor of The Lefts Nirvana. This nation name is simply too funny to stay cooped up holding down some backwater region. I regret the toll this will take on the total influence of the region, but I have no choice. I have a moral imperative to show the world Crushing Our Balls. My successor, COE will serve adequately as my successor.
Provincial Edict #19: Peace out.
Good luck, my friend!