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The Local Supermarket RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Holy Empire of La Eme

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 165th Most Authoritarian: 1,181st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,558th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to the Local Supermarket

Owned by The Bose & Einstein Condensate.

Your Ultimate NationStates Shopping Experience!

Be kind to ducks, cats and other carbon based life forms.

The Local Supermarket joyfully claims its cordial relations with the regions of Ulthar and Philosophy 115.

    I assure you, we're open.


Embassies: The Skeleton Army, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Avadam Inn, Hollow Point, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Philosophy 115, Ulthar, Fredonia, The Sands, Agora, and The House at Pooh Corner.

Tags: Free Trade, Minuscule, Password, Role Player, and Silly.

The Local Supermarket contains 5 nations, the 3,494th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Publishing Industry in The Local Supermarket

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, The Local Supermarket is ranked 9,780th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oppressed Peoples of ClerksCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“I assure you, we're open.”
2.The Famiglia Numerosa of MafiosiCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“La mafia fa comodo. Qualcuno ci fa affari.”
3.The Holy Empire of La EmeNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“The Big M”
4.The Dominion of MaglubiyetPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Meighty One, End the reign of Dwarves, Elves, and Men”
5.The Kingdom of The MinotaurosPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Labyrinth Shopkeeper”

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The Local Supermarket Regional Message Board

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The House at Pooh Corner cordially invites one and all to
join us for our Valentine's Day Breakfast/Brunch. Do bring
your appetites.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Pimply bag boy

*enters the Supermarket and hands the nearest clerk a long shopping list*

I would like to purchase these items in the quantities noted thereon. In the meantimes, I will peruse the aisles and see if anything grabs my fancy.

*takes a trolley and starts going down each aisle, occasionally taking items off the shelves and placing them into the trolley*

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Kate Walker wrote:*enters the Supermarket and hands the nearest clerk a long shopping list*

*The bag boy accepts the list and begins filling the order from the stock on hand*

*pushes two filled trolleys to the check out aisle, points to others lined up in the aisle behind her* Please add the items in these trolleys to my order and can someone bring all these and my order around to The House at Pooh Corner?

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Kate Walker wrote:Please add the items in these trolleys to my order and can someone bring all these and my order around to The House at Pooh Corner?

I shall do so at my earliest convenience.

*rings up The Local Supermarket*

Are you still open for business. We're running low on food and paper goods at the House.

Pimply bag boy

Pimply bag boy

Kate Walker wrote:We're running low on food and paper goods at the House.

I'll bring some over in a bit. The usual stuff?

Do you have a supply of paper products? If so, could some be sent to the House? We're running out as I speak.

Shark boy

It's Friday!

Derefore, we would like to order a few tousand donuts. Please deliver to Da House at Pooh Corner. Tanx!

Shark boy

Shark sends a low ranking trooper down to give the order

Hey, we would like to order a full restock of food. Wed also like to order some, Ammunition, on the side.

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