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Today's World Census Report
The Fattest Citizens in The Mystical Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Mystical Alliance is ranked 6,858th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The The Grand Cartel of Timmer||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Sucess is nessesary”|
|2.||The Federal Empire of Forestavia||Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives||“The old magic of our land grants eternal life.”|
|3.||The Empire of Dyetschland||Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State||“Gott ist mit uns”|
|4.||The Armed Republic of Phobic||Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society||“What was that in the bushes?”|
|5.||The Republic of Logon Eighth Marines||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Unity, Discipline, Work”|
|6.||The French Republic of Valestreal||Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship||“Vive La Commune”|
|7.||The Empire of Malazan Empire||Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones||“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”|
|8.||The United States of Haarin||Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots||“Oh lord!”|
|9.||The United Kingdom of The Crannradaisisceteal||Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy||“Getioicceȝ ám ćf sé”|
|10.||The Shattered realms of Nodenpuff||Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship||“You never really know what's going to happen”|
- : The Holy Democracy of The Universe World of the region The Great Universe cancelled the closure of its embassy in The Mystical Alliance.
- : Ostoli ceased to exist.
- : Shore islands ceased to exist.
- : Aof bomber 1 ceased to exist.
- : The Disputed Territories of Loller 69 of the region The Great Universe ordered the closure of its embassy in The Mystical Alliance.
- : The Quandary of Many cooks spoil the broth of the region Thanksgiving cancelled the closure of its embassy in The Mystical Alliance.
- : The People's Republic of 16-Sweeze of the region Thanksgiving ordered the closure of its embassy in The Mystical Alliance.
- : The gyuamno colonies ceased to exist.
- : The Socialist Republic of Autochthonia arrived from Urras and Anarres.
- : Embassy established between The Mystical Alliance and Kogaion.
The Mystical Alliance Regional Message Board
Amabassador of Parakka killed.
It has transpired that the ambassador of Parakka was killed when returning to his home in Mayfair. Witness at the residence said there was a unmarked van outside around 7pm this evening then left at 7:34. It is thought by police that the death of the Ambassador took place between the time of 7:10 and 7:30 this evening.
We now go live to The Prime Minister. "I can confirm that the Parakkan Ambassador has been murdered this evening. I have already spoken the Parakkan Emperor and assured him that we are doing all we can to address the issue."
However, when we reached out to our colleagues in the PBC. They said the mood in the Senate is less than warm at the moment and unless the murderes were brought to justice there could be some serious consequences in the near future.
*blender runs in the background*
No worries happens to all of us
I stood before the Emperor waiting his assessment on the report regarding the Ambassador death. Personally i didnt think much of its continence but ultimately the decision of the Emperor what would happen next. "Red, am i right in my understanding that this report states our ambassador was killed due to being involved in a drugs ring and basically annoyed the boss of said ring?" asked the Emperor. i looked at him and cleared my throat "That is correct my lord" i replied.
Sarah Perez the current Prime Minister said then "To my understanding, my lord, Triwen has already investigated the situation and are looking to make an arrest anytime soon."
"Well thats good to hear, then the Triwen Government wont mind a Talon or two being sent to oversea proceedings." The Emperor responded.
The look on her face was closed off, i could tell though that she was weighing up her options. she knew like me that sending Talons to Triwen even in an observation would not only serve to strain relations further but also show that we have little confidence in their skills. Though conversely to voice those options could be make an enemy out of the Emperor as this situation had seriously upset him as of late. "My lord, would it be wise to send a Talon to oversea proceedings? it could send the wrong message instead." she ventured after awhile.
"Red your view please?" Asked the Emperor.
"The Prime Minister is correct my lord over the message that will be sent should we send a Talon to oversea proceedings. Though i think their report is bull. Thus my suggestion my lord would be to send a member a my own division there to oversea matters. Whilst at the same time allowing a joint covert Talon and Eyes investigation to take place." i said.
At this point the Prime Minister begun to speak and was quickly silenced by the Emperor. "We will go with your plan Red though with one addition and that will be the Minister of Foreign Affairs will accompany the Eyes operative."
I bowed and replied i understood and turned to leave. As i left i could hear the Prime Minister arguing the merits of the plan with the Emperor.
Kingdom of New Wilhelmsland
British North America seemed prime for a Civil War in the 1770’s, due to the constant protesting against taxes set in place by the British Crown on the Americans. However, this conflict was averted by King George III’s Proclamation of Autonomy. This was issued in response to the Olive Branch Petition issued by the Second Continental Congress.
As a result of the Proclamation of Autonomy, the nation of New Wilhelmsland was born. The new nation had similar mechanisms as today: The Continental Congress, featuring the House of Representatives and the House of Lords, the Prime Minister, and the Governor General. Similarly to today, the Prime Minister served as the presiding officer of the House of Representatives. Also like today, the Governor General was the directing hand of the New Wilhelmslandian state. Unlike today however, the Governor General was appointed by the British Crown.
The modernization of New Wilhelmsland took place in three stages: 1836, 1924, and 1980.
In 1836, the independence of New Wilhelmsland was expanded for the first time. The British government allowed the citizens of New Wilhelmsland to elect the Governor General, rather than having the American leader be an appointed position.
New Wilhelmslandian independence would be further built upon in 1924 when the United Kingdom would yield the right to direct the foreign affairs of New Wilhelmsland.
However, the British government did not yield the ability to be the approving authority of New Wilhelmslandian constitutional changes. This authority would not be yielded until 1980. The 1980 Constitution Act produced three main items: the legislative separation of New Wilhelmsland from the United Kingdom, the guarantee of basic individual rights, and the ability to amend the Constitution.
With the recent election of Johnathan Evander and his National Party, it appears that major change may be on the horizon for New Wilhelmsland yet again...
Meeting between the Prime Minister and Chief of Military Intelligence Service
From the prospective of the Chief of Military Intelligence Service
"Their Minister of Foreign Affairs and an aid are coming to oversee this investigation?" asked David
"Yes sir, though its our thought that the aid will not be a normal aid so it will be worth keeping an eye on him" i replied
"They wouldn't dare send a Talon surely?" David responded.
"Possibly but short of arresting him upon arrival within the Union we are unlikely to discover if he is or not."
"Agreed and getting caught wouldn't be good for political relations between our two nations. Though it seems they didn't buy the reason for the ambassadors death." David said in a flat tone. Which was understandable, given that we still didnt know why he had been killed in the first place. Though if he had said that to the Parakkans they would have called us incompetent which in this case wouldnt be far wrong. The only lead we had thus far was with a criminal known as William Lal.
"Sir the only lead we have is on William Lal, as you know he is an influential member of the Corsican mafia, though we are still looking into the connection. It might be worth sharing this information with the Parakkans when they arrive. After all they have their own type of mafia so their could be some sort of relationship between the two criminal organisations." i said.
"Ill consider it. Just ensure that we get as much information as possible before they arrive." he said turning away from me and staring out of the window. As i turned to leave he said over his shoulder "Also best to look into possible Dyetschland involvement in this situation. They would love to see us at odds with the Parakkans.
"Will do sir."
As i left the office and made my way out of number 10 and into the waiting car, i picked up the phone and dialled. After a moment a voice said "Authorisation code" i replied "143 Black 6" then there was a moment of silence when the voice said "What can we do for you chief?", i thought for a split second then said "Best put some extra man power into the investigation of the Parakkan Ambassador, in addition reach out to our contacts in Dyetschland and see if they have any ideas of whats happened." With that i terminated the call and sat back and enjoyed the ride.
Yall hear about that explosion in Lebanon? God have mercy on that poor nation.
People, do not worry: it was a cargo of fertilizer that had been confiscated in 2016, and thanks to the damned gears of bureaucracy, forgotten in the harbour. Leave it for a while in a place without any care, BOOM, explosion.
Good evening! We are honoured to receive this event, as our embassies established. The states of Kogaion, proudly salute your flag! May our regions thrive and manifest within mutual harmony!
KOGAION Foreign Affairs Apparatus