Maybe we would like to have colonies too ?!
Ever thought of it?
Well invade someone, I'm claiming land here and there. You've got an alliance behind you, I've got PH but they aren't going to support me in an offensive war and I'm doing fine.
Nah, Iím just jooshing
Bullying people ainít my style
Where are you,Haunti?:Ď(
Chudokuren News Developments
Hello, and welcome to Kyoki Chudoku no Suburashi Nyusu! I will be your host, Tamiyo Tao! There are several recent developments to cover, so letís get right into it!
First we have some international news. According to recent information, the Austro-Germanic Union has declared war upon the minor democratic state of Sartinaynia. As most viewers will know, the country was formerly under Chudokuren occupation. Forces remaining in Satina District have been advised to be on alert in case of further expansion of the Union, which provided no justification for its attack. Any suffering experienced by Sartinaynians throughout this conflict is really just their own fault.
In local news, the body of seventeen-year-old Remi Nonaka was discovered today in Boeki Minato. The child has been reported missing for three days, before police found mangled remains washed up onto a minor island in the ocean near a smaller beach on the cityís outskirts. Due to the means of death, drowning, it is impossible to determine if this was an act of suicide, or a homicide. Both such things have become more common with regards to the children, but substantial efforts have been made to improve this situation.
In more tragic local news, Sonínani Yuki has experienced a terrorist attack from a believed tengokutankyu conspiracy. Two of the involved were apprehended in time, but two were able to escape custody and cause a train wrecks. All aboard were killed during the incident, including the perpetrator. Police advise that any individual in contact with those performing illegal activities advise those activities to the police in order to prevent incidents such as this. Tengokutankyuism is a dangerous force that must be contained and eradicated to prevent it harming the rest of the population.
That concludes the news for now! Next time, we will have weather reports for the entire country. See you then!
OOC: Iím too tired for a proper write-up, but had to do something. So yeah I settled for this.
Oh oh. Men, direct fire at that thing! *the army fires their HUE blasters at the abomination
*holes like bullets from, but still alive*
What's with them?