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I will sell you a oat farm for you to stop begging

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Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac and Pulchralibertas don't double post please.

ok sorry :(

Territorio di Nessuno and Shadow dealer

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac wrote:ok sorry :(

Hey what happened to bbbbe?

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Pulchralibertas

We are now tied with Bigtopia for 3rd place!!

Yohannes, Avton, and Shadow dealer

Pulchralibertas wrote:We are now tied with Bigtopia for 3rd place!!

But not in first place we need the McMasterdonia to win!!!

Yohannes and Pulchralibertas

Pulchralibertas

Shadow dealer wrote:But not in first place we need the McMasterdonia to win!!!

That’s why we go and vote!!

McMasterdonia and Shadow dealer

Shadow dealer

Pulchralibertas wrote:That’s why we go and vote!!

I will use my wa nation to vote for the MC

Done!!!

McMasterdonia and Pulchralibertas

~~~ VOTE for McMasterdonia for WA Secretary General ~~~

The candidate for continuity, the candidate for change, the candidate who will make the WA great again!

Support McMasterdonia for WA Secretary-General! Vote here: page=election_vote

Breaking: McMasterdonia has joined the ticket forming the Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls/McMasterdonia campaign for Secretary-General. Remember to vote here.

Our Decision to join the Cat Girls

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you for waiting!

Four candidates. Three losers. One winner.

Thank you!

I stand before you today -- thank you, yes, yes, thank you, you are great too, sir -- as Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls' running mate for WA Secretary-General! What did you say, ma'am? Unexpected? The unexpected move of a winner? Yes, thank you. I'm a smart winner. We only support smart winners here. Thank you!

When I became Delegate of the largest region in the world -- what sir? Yes, that's The North Pacific sir, make The North Pacific Great and Keep the World Assembly Great -- when I became Delegate of the largest region in the world, The North Pacific, almost six months ago, I said that we would win and we did. The losers were chanting, "Losers! You will not win!" But oh what do they see now?

McMasterdonia is going to win -- win together, yes? Win. We will win, sir, thank you, thank you -- winning together with our most loyal supporter and friend, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls!

When I became Delegate in the North six months ago, our opponents had been treating us so badly, badlier than you would ever believe it! Trust me, what? Yes, sir, I meant what I say and I kept my promise! -- I told them, "Make The North Pacific Great Again, Keep the World Assembly Great."

The World Assembly said, "No"; the Rejects said, "What about the old northern problems?"; and the Black-White-Red losers said, "You are the number one WA elite!"

But no, we proved them wrong. We became Delegate. We voted on the World Assembly. We stomped on bad -- bad, bad, terrible proposals! I tell you, and bad trade and embassy deals too! We drained the swamp from the World Assembly, and our independent friends in Balder, Europeia, they had said, "You go Madam Delegate! You can do it. Drain the Reject swamp. Keep the Islands accountable!"

And I became the third largest delegate -- what? Yes, sir, third largest; why not the largest? We will get to that in a moment, please wait, sir -- thank you! We became the third largest delegate in the last round of WA Secretary-General election. Third largest! But we are winners. The North Pacific is a region of winners, not losers. Not losers, no, not losers. The North Pacific is a region of winners! Like me, thank you, and winners like our great friend, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls. Real winners they are, I'm telling you. Real winners. I like winners. I love winners.

And so I saw Kuriko high up there! And I said to my loyal adviser Rom, Rom the Dragon Spirit and Kanye West, a great man, I told him, "This is bad. The Rejects are about to fill the swamp again. The Islands are about to offer their bribes -- Kuriko was planning to sell the World Assembly's uranium rights to The Rejected Realms for bribes!"

Krooked Kuriko. Bad Islands. Sad Rejects. Sad!

I'm here to be a winner, to run alongside Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls as the winning candidate!

Together, we will make the World Assembly great again.

Together, we will keep the Rejects, Krooked Kuriko and the Islands in check: page=dispatch/id=1340515

Together, we will beat socialist candidates like Champagne Caelapes: page=dispatch/id=1340513

Together, Team Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls and McMasterdonia 2020 will have a great victory. We have no other choice. Every one of us has a role to play in winning this war - I call it a war, because that is what it is. Every citizen, family, and business can make the difference in stopping Krooked Kuriko from destroying the WA. This is our shared patriotic duty. Challenging times are ahead for the next 2 days, and this is a very vital 2 days.

It is incredible what can be achieved with the support of true North Pacificans, those who do not buy into the fake news anti-TNP agenda. I was a businessman before running for Delegate -- I left a very good job where I made far more money to enter public service! People said it couldn’t be done.

But you proved them wrong -- look at what you did! Incredible. Imagine what can be achieved if we pull together and vote for a Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls and McMasterdonia 2020 Team for WA Secretary-General?!

We will see the same ... incredible results. Nobody will even believe it. But does fake news The Northern Light ever report on it?

Congratulations, thank you. What, sir? Yes -- thank you!

We’ve made The North Pacific great again. Our army is still the strongest in the world! Our troops have what they need to succeed. Our diplomacy has never been better! Next we turn to the World Assembly, where the same results can be achieved!

Nobody can beat us, nobody can best us, and nobody can stop us.

Thank you!

Endorsements

This campaign is fully endorsed and supported by:

Continuity and Change: Guaranteed Outcomes
  • McMasterdonia is the only nation strong enough to drain the swamp of World Assembly corruption.

  • McMasterdonia will make the World Assembly great again.

  • McMasterdonia has a proven track record as a business person - this business record will make McMasterdonia a great Secretary-General.

  • McMasterdonia has entirely self-funded their campaign and is not taking dirty money from SuperPacs or Communist Oligarchs.

  • McMasterdonia will fight for our democratic values and keep the World Assembly safe from communism and socialism.

  • McMasterdonia has never given anything away for free in his life and is completely against socialism.

  • McMasterdonia is the only candidate you can trust to deliver results.

  • McMasterdonia does not own a foundation and has not received any donations from dark money regions. The McMasterdonian campaign is fully funded.

  • McMasterdonia loves defending and resides in a founderless region - vote for McMasterdonia, the real defender candidate.

  • McMasterdonia will never sell the World Assembly's uranium rights to the Rejected Realms or any other region.

  • McMasterdonia will always support jobs, industry and the economy to benefit World Assembly workers and their families.

  • McMasterdonia has never deleted a telegram and never will, and if they do, they won't lie to the WABI about!

  • McMasterdonia has a huge amount of support amongst WA servicemen and women and the full support of veterans!

  • McMasterdonia is the only candidate you can trust to deliver results.

The Opponents

Totally unaffiliated news outlet Greitbart has published damning reports about two leading opponents in the race and why you should not vote for them:

  • Krooked Kuriko is at it again read

  • Caelapes is not worth the risk read


Press Conference: Delegate McMasterdonia announces candidacy for World Assembly Secretary-General
McMasterdonia Tower, Magicality City, The North Pacific
Vote for McMasterdonia here

Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. Very comfortable here. A lot of room. And we appreciate you being here.

I stand before you today as the candidate of continuity and as the candidate of change. Through continuity and change we will keep TNP great and keep the WA great!

When I became Delegate almost six months ago, by the way, wasn’t that an exciting night? They said we couldn’t win and we did. When I became Delegate almost six months ago I said many times that The World Assembly had been treating us so terribly. Very badly. Badlier than you would even believe, trust me! We would no longer tolerate it. Unlike my predecessor, when I say no, I mean it!

Today I stand as a candidate to ensure that The North Pacific is the greatest region in the world! That we will continue to stomp very bad proposals with our bigly vote, killing the hopes of aspiring but lazy writers. Really when you think about it? Those authors should have been much nicer to me than they were.

But no, instead they continued to support the fake news socialist candidates Like Caelapes, Kuriko and Racoda. Puppets for the fake news anti-WA agenda, these agents of chaos must be stopped. Socialism destroys regions. Hundreds of nations have endorsed candidates to impose a socialist takeover of our World Assembly... To those watching at home tonight, I want you to know: We will never let socialism destroy TNP or the WA! Trust me, nobody knows more about socialism than me, or how evil it is. Many people have said that I know more about socialism than anyone else alive.

We will have a great victory. We have no other choice. Every one of us has a role to play in winning this war - I call it a war, because that is what it is. Every citizen, family, and business can make the difference in stopping these people from destroying the WA. This is our shared patriotic duty. Challenging times are ahead for the next 3 days, and this is a very vital 3 days.

It is incredible what can be achieved with the support of true North Pacificans, those who do not buy into the fake news anti-TNP agenda. I was a businessman before running for Delegate - I left a very good job where I made far more money to enter public service! People said it couldn’t be done. But you proved them wrong - look at what you did! Incredible. Imagine what can be achieved if we pull together and vote for McMasterdonia for Secretary-General?! We will see the same... incredible results. Nobody will even believe it. But does fake news The Northern Light ever report on it?

Congratulations, thank you, thank you. We’ve made TNP great again. Our army is the strongest in the world ! Our troops finally have what they need to succeed. Our diplomacy has never been better! Next we turn to the World Assembly, where the same results can be achieved!

Nobody can beat us, nobody can best us, and nobody can stop us.

Vote McMasterdonia for World Assembly Secretary-General

Read dispatch

~~~ VOTE for McMasterdonia for WA Secretary General ~~~

Yohannes, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Shadow dealer, and 1 otherPulchralibertas

Pulchralibertas

Ladies and Gentlemen!

We are officially 3 votes ahead of Bigtopia! TOP 4

Yohannes and Eraver

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac

Shadow dealer wrote:Hey what happened to bbbbe?

HM???

A vote for McMasterdonia is a vote against liberal degeneracy!

Shadow dealer wrote:*grabs you and throws you over the Zazumo-wall*

you can't break the zazumo wall down try getting in

*goes around the wall*

Easy.

Merconitonitopia wrote:A vote for McMasterdonia is a vote against liberal degeneracy!

.......

Pulchralibertas wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen!

We are officially 3 votes ahead of Bigtopia! TOP 4

*cheering*

Yohannes, Merconitonitopia, and Pulchralibertas

Empress bush wrote:.......

You know well of whom I speak!

Jillchi wrote:viewtopic.php?f=20&t=60396&p=2629909#p2629909

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284598066789744640/693982516285014046/unknown.png

ELIMINATION

Jillchi

Oskarheim wrote:

King of Accipitridia, Teryph Khyn or any royal, ministry, or diplomat that is too receive this message~

The Kaiserinreich of Oskarheim has extended its hand out to you with a special occasion, an invitation to the Capital of Oskarheim, St. Winona. Despite your ideological, diplomatically, militarily and species difference, we would like to have you, whoever is reading, come to your neighbor across the Northern Emerald for we have important business that needs to be settled.

The 2nd Kaiserinreich has gone and passed in the modern average Usonean, Osean, or Fusean Mind, but in the Minds of Oskaari, Geistfelder, a province that was lost as the government went into Exile is still there. Still there as a territory that it wants back, that it has rightful historical claims too. A claim that will always been a thorn in the Eagle's Claw due to the fact that its not in the beak of the eagle, and now, we are ready to take out that thorn. We would like to discuss the eventual turn over of the Geistfelder province. Failure to come to St. Winona will result in diplomatic isolation and further consequences.

Our Military has the force to beat you into submission or you can grab our hand and talk. We have our options, and so do you. Your aggressive actions in the Emerald Ocean have no place. We are destined to rise above the 2nd Kaiserinreich and only by doing that can we extend our reach. There is only one peaceful way this will end.

~Leopold Schwarzenberger, Minister of Oskaari Foreign Affairs
Bend the Knee for the Rightful Empire is Rising!

April 1, 2020

Grand Chancellor's Palace, Konopolis

Having no choice but to accept, King Teryph complies. He accepts the invitation to avoid war. He asks the council and all of them say that he should comply. Just in case if things were to go south, he increases the military spending to make sure he is ahead. Of course, this would have some backlash.

A protest forms outside the Grand Chancellor's Palace. These people protest about the king being too soft. Riot guards block the protesters with their shields. soon after they start pushing the protesters back with non-lethal means. The line of guards move forward with their shields.

Soon after the protest, King Teryph prepares to meet with the leader of Oskarheim. He hopes to avoid any means of war as his military might be heavily trained but might be weak. He sits in his office in the Grand Chancellor's Palace...

Water is evil!

Don't listen to water!!!

Pulchralibertas

Accipitridia wrote:

April 1, 2020

Grand Chancellor's Palace, Konopolis

This is a very aggressive act against the North Pacific! We need to hold a meeting!

Having no choice but to accept, King Teryph complies. He accepts the invitation to avoid war. He asks the council and all of them say that he should comply. Just in case if things were to go south, he increases the military spending to make sure he is ahead. Of course, this would have some backlash.

A protest forms outside the Grand Chancellor's Palace. These people protest about the king being too soft. Riot guards block the protesters with their shields. soon after they start pushing the protesters back with non-lethal means. The line of guards move forward with their shields.

Soon after the protest, King Teryph prepares to meet with the leader of Oskarheim. He hopes to avoid any means of war as his military might be heavily trained but might be weak. He sits in his office in the Grand Chancellor's Palace...

Aerilia wrote:Water is evil!

Don't listen to water!!!

:O

Aerilia wrote:Water is evil!

Don't listen to water!!!

Theyre turning the frogs...y' know.

Pulchralibertas

Pulchralibertas wrote:

When can we schedule this? I have to meet with my military generals and travel across the regions promoting McM

New great austinshire

heya

We should try and get as many people as possible from TNP into the top 25 - Territorio di Nessuno, Zazumo and Gorundu are all in the race as well as McMasterdonia, let's get them all into the next round!

Territorio di Nessuno wrote::O

It's extremely addicting, so much to the point that some people die if they stop drinking it

It's time to ban all water from everywhere!

Wardency wrote:Theyre turning the frogs...y' know.

I know...

Water turns the frogs into small hopping creatures, it's a shame they are no longer able to destroy cities in a single leap

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