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Empire of Beldemark wrote:Sheds tear
*f*ck this sh*t I’m out

*kid comes running out and grabs the noose out of your hand and then starts using it as a swing*

Tuairisc wrote:You heard me >.<

Now I have three children, ones mentally ill, ones missing, and idk what this ones doing

Tuairisc wrote:You heard me >.<

*nukes you* well that was easy

Nacoa dya wrote:*kid comes running out and grabs the noose out of your hand and then starts using it as a swing*

What did I do to have this hell brought upon me, I can’t pay rent, I’ve lost my job, we’re being evicted next month....

Nacoa dya

Nacoa dya wrote:*nukes you* well that was easy

Son ?

Empire of Beldemark wrote:What did I do to have this hell brought upon me, I can’t pay rent, I’ve lost my job, we’re being evicted next month....

“Dad, I lo- ooo squirrel!”

Andronaida wrote:Son ?

Non-canon

Nacoa dya wrote:“Dad, I lo- ooo squirrel!”
Non-canon

This kid.....can I get away with murder?

Nacoa dya

Nacoa dya wrote:“Dad, I lo- ooo squirrel!”
Non-canon

*grabs you by the ankle and drags you home*

We gonna have a talk you an me

Bunnies, Empire of Beldemark, and Nacoa dya

Andronaida wrote:*grabs you by the ankle and drags you home*

We gonna have a talk you an me

Da fuq you doing with my son!!!??

*shoots

Bunnies

Empire of Beldemark wrote:This kid.....can I get away with murder?

*trips on a stick and hits his head on a rock and then rolls I to the lake where he drowns to death*

Andronaida wrote:*grabs you by the ankle and drags you home*

We gonna have a talk you an me

Why!? *cries*

Empire of Beldemark wrote:Da fuq you doing with my son!!!??

*shoots

*bounces of my titanium armour*

Sorry if hes been a little Sh*t, I'll compensate you for whatever damage MY son has done

Nacoa dya wrote:*trips on a stick and hits his head on a rock and then rolls I to the lake where he drowns to death*

.....

Nacoa dya wrote:Why!? *cries*

F*ck f*ck f*ck I’m responsible for if he dissapears

Nacoa dya

Andronaida wrote:*bounces of my titanium armour*

Sorry if hes been a little Sh*t, I'll compensate you for whatever damage MY son has done

Empire of Beldemark wrote:Da fuq you doing with my son!!!??

*shoots

This is awkward, I just hope my other dad doesn’t show up rn

Andronaida wrote:*bounces of my titanium armour*

Sorry if hes been a little Sh*t, I'll compensate you for whatever damage MY son has done

He’s technically my step-son, as my wife who is his mother, well we’re divorced actually, but you are not his mom, unless you were a sperm donor

Nacoa dya

Empire of Beldemark wrote:.....
F*ck f*ck f*ck I’m responsible for if he dissapears

*disappears*

Nacoa dya wrote:This is awkward, I just hope my other dad doesn’t show up rn

What

Nacoa dya

Empire of Beldemark wrote:He’s technically my step-son, as my wife who is his mother, well we’re divorced actually, but you are not his mom, unless you were a sperm donor

He’s my dad your my step dad

Nacoa dya wrote:He’s my dad your my step dad

So sperm donor or husband before I married her?

Nacoa dya

Empire of Beldemark wrote:What

Nothing, wait, no I was thinking of the guy who is already here okay nvm

Empire of Beldemark wrote:So sperm donor or husband before I married her?

He is my dad, he married my mom and then they divorced and then she married you

Tuairisc wrote:I can do Stats,I'm trying to be as socialist as I can

Ah welcome comrade o/

Nacoa dya and Tuairisc

Empire of Beldemark wrote:He’s technically my step-son, as my wife who is his mother, well we’re divorced actually, but you are not his mom, unless you were a sperm donor

Yeh I spawned him 🤣

Nacoa dya wrote:He’s my dad your my step dad

If I let you go will you behave?

Empire of Beldemark and Nacoa dya

Andronaida wrote:Yeh I spawned him 🤣

If I let you go will you behave?

I didn’t even do anything!

Strala wrote:Ah welcome comrade o/

*tips hat*

Comrade

Strala, Rwekazaland, and Nacoa dya

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