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Calption wrote:So, time to prepare the air force

Yes. We should attack at 4 am as this is the time of day where everyone sleeps

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.

Stollberg-Stolberg wrote:I have written a bit.

Inside the Capital City of the nation the Royal Residence laid, it was almost in the Centre of the City but everything revolved around it and the City Square which laid in front of it. Most of the Time the City was busy and alive, but not now, now the City was quiet, everything closed, the most you could see was Families going on a stroll in the Streets, the Day was a Sunday and the time was 11:35. While the City was quiet, their People weren't, but now they weren't loud outside just loud in the Privacy of their Homes. If someone walked by a House someone could hear a TV, some Jazz and other Types of Music, or even an Argument, with almost everyone being home the Police only walked around in hopes to see something unusual but they weren't patrolling the Streets in their usual manner. Inside the Royal Residence, there wasn't such a thing as a Free day since the Grand Duke had to speak with members of the Parliament almost every day, but not today, today was special as he needed to speak to the Premier Electorate, who at the time is Zubert Kellinger. Famous in the Nation for being not only the Premier Electorate but for being a controversial one too since he was elected as the Government was corrupt and because of this, his rise to power is shrouded in Mystery. Not only that, but he was also famous for his dislike of the Royal Families and that he tried to arrange a Democracy that would be more of a Dictatorship with extra steps to give an illusion of a Democracy, and now he spoke with the Grand Duke!

The Premier Electorate said "Well, you see, the people need a pure Democracy, and you are a brick in the Way of my Progress to get the People into the Government-", "Wowowo, you just wait a minute, "Direct Democracy" from you?", he did the apostrophe Gesture with his hands and then started to laugh, "Are you Serious? I mean you were put in power after you gave [i]some promises to the Electorates, I don't know which, but I know you haven't done them just yet, I asked them. Also, the People already Vote, they choose the Guild Master, an Electorate, AND the Representatives of them. Also, I am not a Brick in the way because I am not an Absolute Monarch, I am more of a Cultural Figurehead and also-", "Shut!" said Zubert while Daniel looked offended, Zubert continued, "You are going to be deposed, I have made safety Measures so that nothing can stop me, first of all, I deactivated the Panic Button because I cut the Cables 5 Days ago," he said this because he noticed that Daniel tried to press the Panic Button, "but now, you can choose, the easy or the hard way.", now from outside the Window Footsteps and Whistles could be heard, and Daniel became more worried but replied, "I choose not to step down.". This surprised the Premier Electorate who did a clicking sound and the Minister of Armament came unnoticed in with a Wooden Stick, he then proceeded to hit the Head of Daniel with it, but Daniel only turned around with his chair emitting a squeaking Noise and replied to this action with "Well now that is just rude, you didn't even ask. I mean I know you already for 5 Years and because of that I will go unconscious just for you.", he proceeded to collapse like a ragdoll from an online game, which understandably confused both of them.[/i]

In the "Stollberger Landsgerichthof" on the third floor laid the Official Office of the CPU, after the whistles were heard, the 7 Oberhauptmänner tried to look out of the 3 Windows but 1 couldn't because the others wouldn't let him. "Let me see what happens outside!" said the Oberhaupt. Nr.5 Dep.5, but the Oberhaupt. Nr.3 Dep.3 replied "No you have the smallest Department and you are the smallest in here" to which Nr.5 replied "I am the 3rd biggest in this room, and tell me what is happening out there!", Nr. 7 intervened in the progress of countering Nr.3 by saying "It appears that there are either Revolutionaries or Soldiers, I say that because they don't have the National Uniforms, not the visible Soldiers Uniforms and not the Main Militaries either.", the six Oberhauptmänner which looked as these Revolutionaries have started to go into formation and as they have restricted the Area for Civilians. Meanwhile, the Police has started to go around the smaller Streets on the outskirts of the City but some started to near the City Square again which alarmed these Soldiers which saw the Movement of the Police with the Radar given to them by Zubert so they started to move into the Building as to not start a Violent Conflict as of now. After 15 Minutes everyone of them had successfully hidden in the "Ratskeller" and the first of the unalarmed Police had strolled into the Market Place looked around and then left in the direction of the Herrenstreet to restart his Patrol.

Neuer Deutsches Reich How do you find the Development in recent events?

United-Viking wrote:many drakar boats and thousands of warriors have returned from their raids and expeditions

King Harald of Norse is happy with the treasures and rewards his warriors with a bonus worth of 4.500 Marks

the young warriors go to their favorite beer hall

the older warriors goes happily to home to their wife and children

Who did ya raid?

Nordokarelia wrote:Yes. We should attack at 4 am as this is the time of day where everyone sleeps

I am preparing the air force for a bombing campaign

Nordokarelia wrote:Yes. We should attack at 4 am as this is the time of day where everyone sleeps

*drops pen*
Absolutely genius! Imagine how many wars could have been won if 4am was chosen as a time to attack. Generals of the world shall learn from this genius.

Yes. This is sarcasm.

Uunited Islands wrote:*you see Uunited Islandic fighter jets escorting migrating birds in your airspace*

(rather late here, i’m aware)

-* Incoming Radio transmission*-
/To unidentified fighter craft/
Really noble that you’ve decided to guard migratory birds, But i’m sure there was an easier and less troublesome way to do so other than using fighter jets. Please do remove them from this airspace. And just to make sure you do comply, I’m going to let you know that you’ve been tailed by stealth jets this entire time you’ve been here. Your current direction is North-by-Northwest in sector 33-A5. The fastest given direction to take would be immediately west. Please do comply, and save travels!
-* Transmission end*-

I have returned from school

I have returned from my brief break. I hope at least one person noticed I wasn’t here.

United Ottarenzian Capitalist Republics wrote:I have returned from school

But school never left you.

Commune of Australasia wrote:Who did ya raid?

regular village up North

If my Novgorod game fails, I'll give it one more go before I try a game as Ryazan.

Uunited Islands wrote:*you see Uunited Islandic fighter jets escorting migrating birds in your airspace*

*you see twelve-meter long telephone-pole sized metal rods striking each and every single bird out of the sky like some cosmic darts being thrown at a comically oversized dartboard*

Commune of Australasia wrote:Hopefully, you don't kill them they are good people...

We won’t kill them, they enforce law and order in their area. They will someday become a police force in the Massachusetts area.

Western command center wrote:Governor general smith passes this question up the chain of command to the Evanston Enclave to see what their reply will be

all humans are fine unless they are the very violent supermutants
genocide is not good, rehabilitation is our goal.

Western command center

Uunited Islands wrote:*you see Uunited Islandic fighter jets escorting migrating birds in your airspace*

*It can be assumed that nothing happened except that some of the Birds were caught to study their Behaviour*

I think I'll do a Byzantium Campaign after my Russia one ends.

Western command center wrote:General Smith signs a new order to mobilize the local automobile industry for war, under this new law 75% of all automobile factories and their physical assets will be appropriated by the government and used for producing tanks and military vehicles. Caps on daily fuel consumption by private vehicles will now be enforced to reserve more fuel for military vehicles. With this new law it is expected that the Western Command Center will now be able to produce enough tanks for itself and the [nation]Evanston Enclave[/natio]. However the Western Command will still need manpower and maintenance supplies from the enclave since it currently lacks a lot of money for defense spending.

We must preserve our fuel, but keep the citizens happy

Western command center

what's popping y'all

United-Viking wrote:regular village up North

Raiders eh?
Prepares military
(Jk)

Evanston Enclave wrote:Raiders eh?
Prepares military
(Jk)

Ngl Ancient Accipitridia used to face off raidiers from neighboring tribes. Explains why we are experienced in defense.

Accipitridia wrote:Ngl Ancient Accipitridia used to face off raidiers from neighboring tribes. Explains why we are experienced in defense.

We are stuck with over 300 years of experience

Evanston Enclave wrote:We are stuck with over 300 years of experience

Because the reds unleashed nuclear weapons? Dang.

Accipitridia wrote:Because the reds unleashed nuclear weapons? Dang.

It’s hard to fend off a huge city from people trying to sack it, we only cleared out the last raiders at O’hare airport just 5 years ago.

Evanston Enclave wrote:It’s hard to fend off a huge city from people trying to sack it, we only cleared out the last raiders at O’hare airport just 5 years ago.

Well we were occupied by the Psittrids for 10 years from 1899 to 1889 BCE. We kinda put up a fight against them using guerilla warfare.

King Harald is in his deathbed when Crown Princess Freya walked in

Harald: Daughter of mine

Freya: yes father? , I came to see if you're okay

Harald looks at her and says- you look so like your mother my child , I feel ok

Freya smiles and rubs his head and kisses his cheek

freya: you better sleep my dear father, we will take good care of you

harald sighs and closes his eyes and starts to sleep

freya sits on the chair next to him and holds his hand while she watches the snow outside

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