Yes. We should attack at 4 am as this is the time of day where everyone sleeps
Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
Absolutely genius! Imagine how many wars could have been won if 4am was chosen as a time to attack. Generals of the world shall learn from this genius.
(rather late here, i’m aware)
-* Incoming Radio transmission*-
/To unidentified fighter craft/
Really noble that you’ve decided to guard migratory birds, But i’m sure there was an easier and less troublesome way to do so other than using fighter jets. Please do remove them from this airspace. And just to make sure you do comply, I’m going to let you know that you’ve been tailed by stealth jets this entire time you’ve been here. Your current direction is North-by-Northwest in sector 33-A5. The fastest given direction to take would be immediately west. Please do comply, and save travels!
-* Transmission end*-
I have returned from my brief break. I hope at least one person noticed I wasn’t here.
regular village up North
If my Novgorod game fails, I'll give it one more go before I try a game as Ryazan.
*you see twelve-meter long telephone-pole sized metal rods striking each and every single bird out of the sky like some cosmic darts being thrown at a comically oversized dartboard*
*It can be assumed that nothing happened except that some of the Birds were caught to study their Behaviour*
Ngl Ancient Accipitridia used to face off raidiers from neighboring tribes. Explains why we are experienced in defense.
We are stuck with over 300 years of experience
Because the reds unleashed nuclear weapons? Dang.
It’s hard to fend off a huge city from people trying to sack it, we only cleared out the last raiders at O’hare airport just 5 years ago.
Well we were occupied by the Psittrids for 10 years from 1899 to 1889 BCE. We kinda put up a fight against them using guerilla warfare.
King Harald is in his deathbed when Crown Princess Freya walked in
Harald: Daughter of mine
Freya: yes father? , I came to see if you're okay
Harald looks at her and says- you look so like your mother my child , I feel ok
Freya smiles and rubs his head and kisses his cheek
freya: you better sleep my dear father, we will take good care of you
harald sighs and closes his eyes and starts to sleep
freya sits on the chair next to him and holds his hand while she watches the snow outside