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Overdosed crackheads wrote:

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 171st in the world and 6th in the Pacific for Most Armed, with 51.83 Weapons Per Person.

He Lives again, in all his overdosed glory

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

I um- didn't notice him die in the first place.

Me neither, but I did notice him resurrect.

Cohuila Y Tejas wrote:

Cohuila Y Tejas is ranked 3,557th in the world and 69th in the Pacific for Most Armed, with 12.27 Weapons Per Person.
Ni-
gets hit by trash can

*Throws recycling bin.*

Kathol Rift is ranked 1,805th in the world and 34th in the Pacific for Most Armed, with 15.86 Weapons Per Person.

Hold on, I've got a meme for that

Not-So-Weekly Pacific Memes (now in dark mode!)

by Kathol rift

We’ve all felt this IRL

Could also be that Odin is with us

It’s still Ganymede

You picked the wrong moon

Come here, it’s cool, I swear

Escalation is a beautiful thing

The best entertainment I’ve had all year

You know the rules

The master plan of Bunnies

Never enough guns

That weaponization stat is accurate

Still bad at memes

Read dispatch

Second to last meme, if you will.

Cohuila Y Tejas wrote:

Sees Fuso tower in meme
🙃

Hako doing warship design while drunk with power.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

Hako doing warship design while drunk with power.

Ollen with warship designs...

Fennik: "What is this? Wha-what is this? What the hell is this?"

There will be a new power in the Pacific. On an island of islands....me.

Kathol rift wrote:

Hako want more gun

Hako: "M O R E - G U N"
Harukiyo: "役に立たないばか。 なぜあなたはまだそんなに愚かですか？"
("Useless idiot. Why are you still so stupid?")

Kathol rift wrote:

"The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."

Harukiyo: "気付いた。 しかし、レールガンはマスケット銃よりも効果的ではありませんか？"
("Noticed. But aren't railguns more effective than muskets? ")
Hako: "What's the point you're trying to make?"
Harukiyo: "あなたのドレッドノートはマスケット銃です。 先に進む必要があります。"
("Your dreadnought is a musket. You need to move on.")

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

Harukiyo: "気付いた。 しかし、レールガンはマスケット銃よりも効果的ではありませんか？"
("Noticed. But aren't railguns more effective than muskets? ")
Hako: "What's the point you're trying to make?"
Harukiyo: "あなたのドレッドノートはマスケット銃です。 先に進む必要があります。"
("Your dreadnought is a musket. You need to move on.")

"So what you're saying is, make a dreadnought with railguns? Sounds like a plan!"

On a side note, up to 4519 words on the long post. Only 1500 more words to go.

Kathol rift wrote:

"So what you're saying is, make a dreadnought with railguns? Sounds like a plan!"

"No. つまり、時代遅れのテクノロジーから脱却する時が来たということです。 航空機と潜水艇は未来です。"
("No. In short, it's time to break away from outdated technology. Aircraft and submersibles are the future.")
Hako: "Oh shut up with that!"

Kathol rift wrote:

On a side note, up to 4519 words on the long post. Only 1500 more words to go.

Excellente.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

Hako: "...I could start doing that."

Naval strategy has gone to far, reverting back to land monkeys.