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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Chicago's Best Restaurateur of The Grand Puffle Republic (elected )

Founder: The Chicago's Best Restaurateur of The Grand Puffle Republic

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 287th Most Nations: 861st Largest Black Market: 995th+9
Nudest: 1,046th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,231st Most Influential: 1,313th Most Avoided: 1,321st Most Cultured: 1,547th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,793rd Most Inclusive: 1,795th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,067th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,096th
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Why, hello there, and welcome to this fine establishment, The Peaceful Coffee Shop in Chicago, renowned for its food, drinks, and humor! Please visit our link hub for more information. If you have any questions, please telegram The Founder. Thank you, have a wonderful day, and as always... Enjoy!

Drink of the Week: Refenestrated Coffee

Soup of the Week: Chicken Soup served on a chunk of sidewalk with bits of bowl broken from falling out a window

Fish of the Week: Talking Fish

Entree of the Week: Sir Loin of Steak

Main Course of the Week: French Fried Belgian Potatoes

Dessert of the Week:French Drip Cake

Featured Artist: Sly and the Family Stone
LinkIf You Want Me to Stay
LinkEveryday People

Embassies: The Sands, FORGE, The Cuckoos Egg, The Bar on the corner of every region, Future Earth, Illinois, League of Nation States, Covenant, Reality, Yuno, Singapore Island, Crodown, LCRUA, Bear Country, Regionless, The Western Isles, and 98 others.The Embassy, Scandinavia, The Communist Bloc, International Debating Area, The Great Experiment, Philosophy 115, The South Arctic, The Illuminati, Bus Stop, Homelands, Imperial Fatherland, International Republican Union, Gay, North Carolina, The Great Universe, Thanksgiving, Chicago, Dauiland, RGBN, The Exarchal Republic, The League of Conservative Nations, State Awesome, Brasilistan, The Vast, Solid Kingdom, The Fallout Wasteland, The NewsStand, The Bear Country, Kingdoms of Abisa, Penguia, The LCRUA, The Northern Outskirts, The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop, Worldly Debate Region, POLATION, The United Islands of the Atlantic, Ebenezer, The Hole To Hide In, Avadam Inn, Circumspice, Order of the Southern North, Region of Poe, The Dank Meme Alliance, Ancient Lands, Elparia, Agora, Gypsy Lands, Misanthropic Bloc, Rogue CONclave, Hollow Point, The United Empires of Carson, Union of Nationalists, Portugal, United Nations of Earthlings, Staten Island, International sovereignty pact, Orthanc at Isengard, Ozymandium, The Milky Way Galaxy, Where Anyone Can Be Anything V2, Canterbury, Vanet, DEATHMURDERCLOWNSINTHEFOREST, Novo Brasil, The Region, Ikuisuus, iFunny, The Kamicaper Allied Nations, The Parthian Capital Hierarchy Society, Union of the Kind Ones, SECFanatics, Slavija, Shrayan Bose, The Collective Nations of Selewyn, Krillin, Japan, Cyland, United We Stand, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Union of the Seekers, MentosLand, The Popptart Empire, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, South pacific gyre, Greater Arcadia, The Local Supermarket, Philippines, Union of Justice, Lokerzen, The Wolf Clan, Christmas, The Republic of Northern Powers, The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, The Rings Of Gold Casino, The Larry Pact, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Alcoholics Autonomous, and Pocket Universe Couch Fort.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Casual, Eco-Friendly, Featured, Liberal, Magical, Medium, Role Player, Silly, Social, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago contains 16 nations, the 861st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most World Assembly Endorsements in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago

World Census staff pored through World Assembly records to determine which nations were the most endorsed by others in their region.

As a region, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago is ranked 287th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Chicago's Best Restaurateur of The Grand Puffle RepublicCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“What kind of fool am I?”
2.The Oceanic Superstate of The State of CommunismIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength”
3.The Eggs of The Holy Empire of AmxbxLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“I'm not an egg!”
4.The Disputed Territories of Thunder Dragons EmpireCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“We Will Endure”
5.The Pipe Smokers of GrangerCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“It is So Easy To Be Smart but a Struggle to be Wise”
6.The Federation of CheezestanDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“We fight for freedom and justice!”
7.The Cranky Ole Coffee Shop Elder of BlackstoolDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Get off my lawn, you good-for-nothing kids!”
8.The Hasselbackspotatis Älskare of Pigeon PhorgeNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Love me a good potato”
9.The Stinging Rebuke of RejectionvilleCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Why don't nobody like me?”
10.The Jabbering Flock of Flying Chat MonkeysIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“That's MY opinion”

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The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago Regional Message Board

Noodle Arms wrote:*disappears around the corner at the end of the block*

Nice kid.

*Turns to the obituaries*

Richard B Uttlantis agreed to construct embassies with Pocket Universe Couch Fort.

Friends of mine. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Flying Chat Monkeys wrote:We're out of Stevia. Will you accept Bradia instead?

Uh, no thanks. I hear that Bradia is made from the 'Cuck Plant'. Too sickly sweet for me.
You have any Butchia?

Barristaland wrote:You have any Butchia?

Hells no, that stuff's carcinogenic.

Tell you what, I know a guy who knows a guy who's the friend of a cousin who can get me the good stuff.

*Looks around cautiously before pulling out a small transparent bag with a fine crystaled powder lining the bottom*

Pure cane sugar. Grown in Hawaii... grown in the sun.

If you cook, if you bake...

*Raises an eyebrow and taps at the small bag with his finger, making the dazzlingly white particles dance in their plastic prison, as if eager to be released*

For goodness sake.

*Closes a meld and lays down his last card*

And that's canasta. Brings me to over five thousand point and the win is mine.

Another game?

Pigeon Phorge wrote:Another game?

Nah, I got eggs on.

*Flaps his way to the kitchen*

I feel a musical number coming on...


Nope, must have only been gas.

*We need a NO Gaslighting policy*

Barristaland wrote:*We need a NO Gaslighting policy*

*Throws his cards down in disgust*

Well, there goes my gaming strategy.

Barristaland wrote:*We need a NO Gaslighting policy*

I can't help it, sometimes the urge just comes over me and I have to let it out.

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