by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Search

Search

[+] Advanced...

Author:

Region:

Sort:

«12. . .165166167168169170171. . .312313»

The Sands Casino wrote:*Passes you a large brandy glass*
Not usually so dramatically!

just watched oceans eleven
The House always wins

The chairman of the board and The Sands Casino

Anyone want to buy a watch? I'm running low on cash.

The chairman of the board, The Sands Casino, and Planbonia

Dhelerum wrote:Anyone want to buy a watch? I'm running low on cash.

Does it have a second hand?

The chairman of the board, Dhelerum, Demiurges, and Planbonia

Vietnam soldier on leave

Walks down from his room and smokes a cigar

The chairman of the board, Planbonia, and Verea flasta

King Lance sits at the bar with a very uncertain look on his face.

Jack & Coke on the rocks please. Little Coke

The chairman of the board, Planbonia, and Verea flasta

The Sands Casino wrote:Does it have a second hand?

so its a second hand watch without a second hand?

The chairman of the board

New poll in PieTopia here. Please vote!

The chairman of the board, The Sands Casino, and Verea flasta

Vietnam soldier on leave wrote:Walks down from his room and smokes a cigar

*Places a clean ashtray on the bar*

One jamaica wrote:King Lance sits at the bar with a very uncertain look on his face.

Jack & Coke on the rocks please. Little Coke

*Pours two fingers over ice. Pops the cap from a Coke bottle, and adds a splash. Sets the glass and bottle down in front of you*

Planbonia wrote:so its a second hand watch without a second hand?

I had a second hand watch once. It didn't have a second hand. So I could tell the hour, but not the minutes...

What has a face and ticks?

A teacher
Nah, just kidding yah.
It's your dog!

The chairman of the board and Verea flasta

The Sands Casino wrote:Does it have a second hand?

Oh my yes it does have a second hand. I sell the best quality items.

The chairman of the board, The Sands Casino, and Verea flasta

Dhelerum wrote:Oh my yes it does have a second hand. I sell the best quality items.

...and an hour hand?

The chairman of the board, Dhelerum, and Verea flasta

*The croupier takes a coffee-break, leaving the gamers to play the 🍒🍓🍋🍍SLOTS🍈🍐🍇🍑*

The chairman of the board and Verea flasta

This thing is trending like crazy in the u.s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNfTK39k55U

Verea flasta wrote:This thing is trending like crazy in the u.s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNfTK39k55U

I like the lyrics. I don't think the video goes well with them though...

The Sands Casino wrote:...and an hour hand?

Yes it has all its hands.

DNO

New Poll!

The Future of the Arctic

Please Vote & Debate in the RMB!

P.S. Please also discuss about the best way to put your plan into action.

Dhelerum wrote:Yes it has all its hands.

That's handy. How much are you looking for?

The Sands Casino wrote:That's handy. How much are you looking for?

5 or 10 dollars.

Dhelerum wrote:5 or 10 dollars.

It must be a good one, at that price. Let's have a look.

Dhelerum

🎲🎲 Crappy 🎲🎲 Valentine's!

love from The Sands.x

The chairman of the board and Planbonia

The Sands Casino wrote:It must be a good one, at that price. Let's have a look.

Sets a brief case on a table and opens it taking out watch.
Here it is, a good reliable Rolex Oyster Perpetual.

The chairman of the board and Planbonia

Dhelerum wrote:Sets a brief case on a table and opens it taking out watch.
Here it is, a good reliable Rolex Oyster Perpetual.

*Picks jaw up from floor. Pops eyeballs back in sockets. Tries to speak in a cool and casual manner*
Sure, I'll take one. I'll get you the cash later (I'm not allowed to bring my own cash onto the gaming floor).

The chairman of the board, Dhelerum, and Planbonia

The Sands Casino wrote:*Picks jaw up from floor. Pops eyeballs back in sockets. Tries to speak in a cool and casual manner*
Sure, I'll take one. I'll get you the cash later (I'm not allowed to bring my own cash onto the gaming floor).

Hmm. Alright as long as I get paid.

The chairman of the board

Dhelerum wrote:Hmm. Alright as long as I get paid.

No worries. I get off at... (*looks at wrist instinctively, then realises it's bare*) ...three. I'll meet you by the car park.

The chairman of the board and Dhelerum

The Sands Casino wrote:No worries. I get off at... (*looks at wrist instinctively, then realises it's bare*) ...three. I'll meet you by the car park.

See you then...

The chairman of the board

The man pulls up in a Burgundy 59 Fairline Skyliner, wearing a grey three pieces suit and carrying a brown leather suitcase. He plans to rent a room for three days coming here on vacation. He heads to the bar.

Hi Id like a Manhatten, He says, unaware the is a narrator talking about every move he makes

The chairman of the board and The Sands Casino

«12. . .165166167168169170171. . .312313»

Advertisement