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Rabbitz

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:*Sips tea*

.... I’m not even going to say anything.

*Breathes in*
TSSS hit a green button, made by Auphelia, and has grown to a mutated and destructive state. Si has launched an attack with dragons made from dead nations that were killed by TSSS than reanimated to dragons from Auphelia. TSSS had pressed every button and none of them work.
*Leers at Auphelia for not making a red button*
And I'm currently sipping my Elemental Tea and eating carrot flavored popcorn.
*Exhales*
Whew, that was a lot

Felis silvestris grampia

The Solar System Scope wrote:It's time to end this...
*presses all the buttons*

Hmmmmm
It appears we have a problem.
*Combusts*

Rabbitz wrote:*Breathes in*
TSSS hit a green button, made by Auphelia, and has grown to a mutated and destructive state. Si has launched an attack with dragons made from dead nations that were killed by TSSS than reanimated to dragons from Auphelia. TSSS had pressed every button and none of them work.
*Leers at Auphelia for not making a red button*
And I'm currently sipping my Elemental Tea and eating carrot flavored popcorn.
*Exhales*
Whew, that was a lot

None of that sounds right.... *Sighs*

Rabbitz wrote:*Breathes in*
TSSS hit a green button, made by Auphelia, and has grown to a mutated and destructive state. Si has launched an attack with dragons made from dead nations that were killed by TSSS than reanimated to dragons from Auphelia. TSSS had pressed every button and none of them work.
*Leers at Auphelia for not making a red button*
And I'm currently sipping my Elemental Tea and eating carrot flavored popcorn.
*Exhales*
Whew, that was a lot

Red doesn't match my carpet.

The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, Rabbitz, Hanguk-Nippon, and 2 othersFelis silvestris grampia, and Darthersonia

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:None of that sounds right.... *Sighs*

The situation has a Made by Auphelia tag on it

Auphelia wrote:Red doesn't match my carpet.

Well get a new carpet.
One that's red

*your radio picks up a signal* hello . is anyone there? please help . me and some friends took a shortcut through the woods when we were attacked . the men wore military like clothing but everything they wore was black . we are south east of the city . please hurry . oh god . there back . *you hear screams and gunfire before the radio cuts off*

Auphelia wrote:*TSP is slowly reduced to a slag heap, his external body slowed down*

*his body eventually cools, and an eerie silence fills the region*

*suddenly, a claw breaks loose, and then a tentacle, and a wing*

*the interior of his metallic framework breaks loose, still massive, but merely the size of a whale, not to the clouds*

*he launches himself at you and your army, taking out a dozen dragons in as many seconds, screaming in a guttural roar that pulverises the internal organs of the nearest twenty dragons*

*he tears through nearly another dozen before . . . *

*the mechanical suit stills and a gentle female voice speaking Japanese begins speaking as the metal slowly peels off of you, falling down into the ground*

*the tiny fox at the centre, so small in contrast to his raging form, blinks*

*sadly, Si-topia's dragon army have still been set into attack mode, and the split second before she sends out the signal to end the attack, a stray jet of fire strikes him*

*he is badly burned, much of the flesh on his left side melted away, but he has a few minutes left to speak before his inevitable demise*

*struggles to breathe as I utter some final words*

Si-topia wrote:But, I can't...
O-okay...
*swoops down at TSSS, the other dragons following my movements, and shoots thousands of jets of fire at him*

You did it... I'm proud of you, dear... Good night...

Si-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, and Felis silvestris grampia

Rabbitz wrote:The situation has a Made by Auphelia tag on it
Well get a new carpet.
One that's red

Red doesn't match with red!

I can't have all red in my Torture Labyrinth!

What am I, some tasteless fool?

Bah!

Auphelia wrote:Red doesn't match my carpet.

oh?

*don't make a comment about drapes, don't make comment about drapes*

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Hanguk-Nippon, and Darthersonia

Volaworand wrote:oh?

*don't make a comment about drapes, don't make comment about drapes*

Do you have something to say?

Hm . . . I wonder what colour of drapes would go well with a red button . . .

Auphelia wrote:Do you have something to say?

Hm . . . I wonder what colour of drapes would go well with a red button . . .

oh, no nothing :-)

*whistles*

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Rabbitz

Auphelia wrote:Do you have something to say?

Hm . . . I wonder what colour of drapes would go well with a red button . . .

red . just get a theme going .

Endorse our adorable little newbie nations!

New to the WA today!
Lubgaria, Qilai, Aswinism, Shinaou, New central world, Der ocscouca, Mt crumpit, Cuuldere, Emberlucoter, The peoples republic democratic union, Iricho

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Volaworand, and Rabbitz

Auphelia wrote:Red doesn't match with red!

I can't have all red in my Torture Labyrinth!

What am I, some tasteless fool?

Bah!

Well then get black!
Red+black=Torture Labyrinth
Red+all green buttons=TSSS mutation rampage

Auphelia wrote:Do you have something to say?

Hm . . . I wonder what colour of drapes would go well with a red button . . .

Psshhh... Idk, cerulean? :P

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Endorse our adorable little newbie nations!

New to the WA today!
Lubgaria, Qilai, Aswinism, Shinaou, New central world, Der ocscouca, Mt crumpit, Cuuldere, Emberlucoter, The peoples republic democratic union, Iricho

Huzzah!

I do love adorable little baby nations!

It's such a shame most of them likely died in TSSS's most recent rampage.

Volaworand wrote:oh, no nothing :-)

*whistles*

Well you're not helpful.

Rabbitz wrote:Well then get black!
Red+black=Torture Labyrinth
Red+all green buttons=TSSS mutation rampage

Red and black is done far too much.

I need something bolder, but also more subtle . . .

The Solar System Scope wrote:*struggles to breathe as I utter some final words*
You did it... I'm proud of you, dear... Good night...

Oh no...
*carefully scoops you up and gives you a kiss*
Goodnight my dear.

Auphelia wrote:Red and black is done far too much.

I need something bolder, but also more subtle . . .

Hmm.... Navy?

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hmm.... Navy?

no . the army is better .

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Psshhh... Idk, cerulean? :P

Auphelia wrote:Well you're not helpful.

I need something bolder, but also more subtle . . .

Salmon?

Volaworand wrote:Salmon?

Absolutely BEAUTIFUL

:P

Auphelia wrote:

Red and black is done far too much.

I need something bolder, but also more subtle . . .

How about blue+black?

Si-topia wrote:Oh no...
*carefully scoops you up and gives you a kiss*
Goodnight my dear.

*nuzzles you weakly before closing my eyes, moist from tears*

Si-topia, Auphelia, and Hanguk-Nippon

Volaworand wrote:Salmon?

Black, mauve, and salmon . . . yes . . . a base of black would go well, with mauve detailing and fabrics, with a tasteful array of salmon additions to add a brighter pop . . .

I love it!

[Side Note: Somehow we went from a genocidal rampage by a mechanical fox demon and an army of dragons fighting the love of their life to the remodelling plans of a Torture Labyrinth because a rabbit thinks red buttons should be a mandatory option when making death machines. TSP is wonderful.]

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Volaworand, and Rabbitz

Auphelia wrote:Black, mauve, and salmon . . . yes . . . a base of black would go well, with mauve detailing and fabrics, with a tasteful array of salmon additions to add a brighter pop . . .

I love it!

[Side Note: Somehow we went from a genocidal rampage by a mechanical fox demon and an army of dragons fighting the love of their life to the remodelling plans of a Torture Labyrinth because a rabbit thinks red buttons should be a mandatory option when making death machines. TSP is wonderful.]

you will have the most lovely torture labyrinth in all the lands!

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Auphelia

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