by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Search

Search

[+] Advanced...

Author:

Region:

Sort:

«12. . .16,02216,02316,02416,02516,02616,02716,028. . .63,54063,541»

Ukunited wrote:i am tried

I’m hungry. All this talk of food.....

Lily pad nation and The Filippinas

East lodge wrote:*eats roasted fox*

>.>
Hey Eastie, whatcha got there?

Linguiniland wrote:I’m hungry. All this talk of food.....

yeah

Jaxon

East lodge wrote:Ooh...
That sounds better.

Can you add... their tears?
To add a salty taste?

If you cook it right, the salty taste is sealed in, giving a great burst of flavour.

Volaworand, Linguiniland, and Lily pad nation

United confederate states

Linguiniland wrote:I’m hungry. All this talk of food.....

time to give you some semechiki and kvass



Challenge of the Day
├┼────────────────────┼┤
Rules:
  • A correct answer is worth 2 points. If there are multiple levels of difficulty, easy is 1 point, medium is 2 points, and hard is 3 points.

  • Points are only given to the first to get it correct before NHC reveals the correct answer(s).

  • In a multiple choice question, NHC may say that there is one answer where anybody who picks it will utterly disappoint him. If you disappoint him, you lose a point.

  • NHC can disqualify you if he thinks you're Googling. (*cough* Volaworand *cough*)

  • Don't ask NHC for answers.

  1. Sword of summer (5)

  2. Linguiniland (2)

  3. Abarri (2)

  4. East Sakhlin (2)

  5. New creth (2)

  6. Zess (2)

  7. Quiescent (2)

  8. Volaworand (1)

  9. Greater felter (-1)

Read dispatch

Volaworand and East lodge

Saxavo wrote:
Yeah, so the US shouldn’t let Texas leave. Not like they can in the first place.

Eh. Oil is limited and a last-century solution to our modern problems. Once we perfect other eco-friendly technology of harnessing energy, we won't need it any more. We need to be progressive and realize oil/petrol is not something we can rely on for forever! Once it's out, it's out!

Saxavo

Right now i am eating biskests

Jaxon and East lodge

United confederate states

Churumduul wrote:Eh. Oil is limited and a last-century solution to our modern problems. Once we perfect other eco-friendly technology of harnessing energy, we won't need it any more. We need to be progressive and realize oil/petrol is not something we can rely on for forever! Once it's out, it's out!

time for Manifest Destiny

page=deck/card=2513444/season=1
Jaxon card on auction rn. I don't plan to buy it.

Ukunited wrote:i am tried

This regions antics will kill your sanity.

Si-topia wrote:>.>
Hey Eastie, whatcha got there?

A random fox
*TSSS is nowhere to be seen*
*because he's not here right now*

Si-topia and Lily pad nation

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:page=deck/card=2513444/season=1
Jaxon card on auction rn. I don't plan to buy it.

Hi.... *smooches*

East lodge

Volaworand wrote:Madonna song challenge:

  1. Easy: My name is Dita/I'll be your mistress tonight/I'd like to put you in a trance

  2. Medium: You are who you are And I Wouldn't want to change a thing/In spite of All the pain that love can bring/Tell me What can I do?/I'm so in love with you

  3. Hard: Light the candles, 'til they're nice and soft/And when they start to drip, I'm gonna get you off

These are all versions of the 1992 song Erotica, written by Madonna and Shep Pettibone.

  1. Easy: Erotica Madonna's raunchy sex period climaxed with the release of the Erotica album and the Sex book in the fall of 1992. The title track pretty much summed it up: Madonna talks about her sexual fantasies as 'Mistress Dita'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtHVnMrmgjI

  2. Medium: You Thrill Me This is an early demo version of Erotica, named You Thrill Me by the fans because these words run through the chorus. The demo version consists of the old bridge and chorus with the verses of the album version. This demo version was later performed live during the 2006 Confessions Tour and released on The Confessions Tour CD/DVD. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtMjolbPwas

  3. Hard: Erotic This is a different version of Erotica, with more explicit lyrics. It was included only on the a bonus CD in the Sex book. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMpIf0pUpis

Bonus points for anyone that correctly identified that all these are based off the earlier demo track Love Hurts, written in 1991 by Madonna and Junior Vasquez. Madonna later reworked it with Shep Pettibone to what would become Erotica. While the melody is completely different, the lyrics are very similar to Erotic, the bonus version that came with the SEX book.
Vasquez leaked the Love Hurts demo on his Soundcloud account in March 2017. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efVzU4yIkDw

I'll just give all the points to CTE'd Madonna afficianado Ray of light, I miss you little star.

East lodge

East lodge wrote:This regions antics will kill your sanity.A random fox
*TSSS is nowhere to be seen*
*because he's not here right now*

really i my nation has all the power in the world so test me or get your butt killed

Jaxon and East lodge

Kerlodia wrote:Hi.... *smooches*

KERLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*huggles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:page=deck/card=2513444/season=1
Jaxon card on auction rn. I don't plan to buy it.

already have it, but thx for the heads up :-)

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:KERLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*huggles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Jeez.... calm down.... anyways, i saw in SDN that Auphelia was turning people female. Can i see thy quotes?

Auphelia, Volaworand, and East lodge

Ukunited wrote:really i my nation has all the power in the world so test me or get your butt killed

I nevee threatened you. Or anything...
Cool. I wasn't going to in the first place, because I don't attack people... but kay.

Volaworand wrote:These are all versions of the 1992 song Erotica, written by Madonna and Shep Pettibone.
  1. Easy: Erotica Madonna's raunchy sex period climaxed with the release of the Erotica album and the Sex book in the fall of 1992. The title track pretty much summed it up: Madonna talks about her sexual fantasies as 'Mistress Dita'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtHVnMrmgjI

  2. Medium: You Thrill Me This is an early demo version of Erotica, named You Thrill Me by the fans because these words run through the chorus. The demo version consists of the old bridge and chorus with the verses of the album version. This demo version was later performed live during the 2006 Confessions Tour and released on The Confessions Tour CD/DVD. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtMjolbPwas

  3. Hard: Erotic This is a different version of Erotica, with more explicit lyrics. It was included only on the a bonus CD in the Sex book. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMpIf0pUpis

Bonus points for anyone that correctly identified that all these are based off the earlier demo track Love Hurts, written in 1991 by Madonna and Junior Vasquez. Madonna later reworked it with Shep Pettibone to what would become Erotica. While the melody is completely different, the lyrics are very similar to Erotic, the bonus version that came with the SEX book.
Vasquez leaked the Love Hurts demo on his Soundcloud account in March 2017. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efVzU4yIkDw

I'll just give all the points to CTE'd Madonna afficianado Ray of light

Yes. Give all the points to them

East lodge wrote:I nevee threatened you. Or anything...
Cool. I wasn't going to in the first place, because I don't attack people... but kay.Yes. Give all the points to them

I was joking too

Jaxon and East lodge

East lodge wrote:I nevee threatened you. Or anything...
Cool. I wasn't going to in the first place, because I don't attack people... but kay.Yes. Give all the points to them

(Are you a neko?) *pets*

Kerlodia wrote:Jeez.... calm down.... anyways, i saw in SDN that Auphelia was turning people female. Can i see thy quotes?

the part of Tom Hagen will be played by Kerlodia :-)


CRS wiretap transcript (probably faked) of a secret meeting of Volaworand's LC exploratory committee Raw feed here: Linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B34sntIgI4g

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I believe in The South Pacific. TSP has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in TSP fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a goddess, Auphelia, not an Italian. She went to the movies. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago she took her for a drive, with another friend, Concrete Slab. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they suppressed her posts. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. [He breaks down at this point, and the Don gestures to Kerlodia to get him a drink.] Sorry... [He regains his composure and carries on.] I went to the High Court, like a good TSPer. These two were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "For justice, we must go to Don Volaworandleone."

Don Volaworandleone: Why did you go to the off-site forum's High Court? Why didn't you come to me first?

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do.

Don Volaworandleone: What is that?

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: [whispers his request in the Don's ear] I want them dead.

Don Volaworandleone: That I cannot do.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I will give you anything you ask.

Don Volaworandleone: We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of SPIT, even though my spouse is godparent to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I didn't want to get into trouble.

Don Volaworandleone: I understand. You found paradise in TSP, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Volaworandleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I ask for justice.

Don Volaworandleone: That is not justice. Your daughter is still alive.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: Let them suffer then, as she suffers. How much shall I pay you?

Don Volaworandleone: [shakes his head ruefully] NHC, NHC. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then that scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: Be my friend... Godfather.
[The Don shrugs, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy bows toward the Don and kisses the Don's hand.]

Don Volaworandleone: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: Grazie, Godfather.

Don Volaworandleone: Prego. [New Haudenosaunee Confederacy leaves, and Don Volaworandleone turns to Kerlodia] Give this to, uh, Aidenfieeld. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all, we're not murderers, in spite of what this undertaker thinks.

Other Volaworand for LC campaign news:
page=dispatch/id=1170301

- Volaworand Newswire

Read dispatch

*hugs Kerlo*

Auphelia, Linguiniland, and Lily pad nation

East lodge wrote:A random fox
*TSSS is nowhere to be seen*
*because he's not here right now*

Hmm...
*goes to check on TSSS who should be asleep in our room*

Volaworand and East lodge

Kerlodia wrote:Jeez.... calm down.... anyways, i saw in SDN that Auphelia was turning people female. Can i see thy quotes?

Probably can't find them rn...

i will crush my enemy (Germany)

Jaxon and East lodge

Ukunited wrote:i will crush my enemy (Germany)

But do you know where your enemy is?

«12. . .16,02216,02316,02416,02516,02616,02716,028. . .63,54063,541»

Advertisement