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Lily Pad Nation wrote:If Iím bitten by a Lily do I become a Lily-Lily?
I want to be a Lily-Lily.

No, the Lilies will cancel out and you will die.

Sort of how if a spider is bitten by a spider, it will just die, or how if a human bites a human they turn into a zombie.

Auphelia wrote:No, the Lilies will cancel out and you will die.

Sort of how if a spider is bitten by a spider, it will just die, or how if a human bites a human they turn into a zombie.

So, in order to become a Lily-Lily, I have to find the negative of Lily?
Whatís the negative of Lily...
Basil? Do I have to become Basilily?

Lily Pad Nation wrote:So, in order to become a Lily-Lily, I have to find the negative of Lily?
Whatís the negative of Lily...
Basil? Do I have to become Basilily?

Maybe
Lily + Water Lily = Amphibian Lily?

Lily Pad Nation wrote:So, in order to become a Lily-Lily, I have to find the negative of Lily?
Whatís the negative of Lily...
Basil? Do I have to become Basilily?

No, the opposite of you would have to be something good.

Perhaps . . . chocolate?

*stabs you in the heart with a chocolate bar*

IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!

. . .

Lily?

*pokes your limp corpse*

Auphelia wrote:No, the opposite of you would have to be something good.

Perhaps . . . chocolate?

*stabs you in the heart with a chocolate bar*

IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!

. . .

Lily?

*pokes your limp corpse*

*Laying down playing dead*
You know, I donít think Iím fully evil.
*I watch the clouds pass overhead*
Of course, Iím not good either.
*My heart becomes infused with chocolate making me a childís vitamin tab*
Oh, well, if vitaminís the good then the tab and child must be the Lily.

Iím a chab! Which is at least a true neutral.

Lily Pad Nation wrote:So, in order to become a Lily-Lily, I have to find the negative of Lily?
Whatís the negative of Lily...
Basil? Do I have to become Basilily?

What if a kitsune bites you? *bites*

Kerlodia wrote:What if a kitsune bites you? *bites*

*The childís vitamin tab, once in the form of a dinosaur, now takes the form of! A cat*

Somethings substantive so this post isnít just rp.

Lily Pad Nation wrote:*Laying down playing dead*
You know, I donít think Iím fully evil.
*I watch the clouds pass overhead*
Of course, Iím not good either.
*My heart becomes infused with chocolate making me a childís vitamin tab*
Oh, well, if vitaminís the good then the tab and child must be the Lily.

Iím a chab! Which is at least a true neutral.

*sighs*

Good as in good quality.

You are poor, as in poor quality.

You are the equivalent of a screaming child mixed with one of those foil covered chocolate coins, except no bank would ever accept you.

YOU'LL NEVER BE ONE OF US!

*stabs the choco-zombie Lily*

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Poleski News Network, your local ever-uncorrupt, always unbiased, definitely not state-controlled channel. I'm your newsreader Bob, who is totally not paid unhealthy sums of money to read words from a teleprompter with font size 400.

Anyway, let's see here...font size 400 isn't big enough today we are discussing the talks between Poleande and a terrorist group called Mihaetpoleaan. Poleski ambassador to Terrorist Groups, Aime Schrewd, visited the cave which the terrorists resided. Sadly, he was finally killed in a very coincidental brick that fell off the roof of the cave. We are surprised that hasn't happened to him in the 56 trips he has taken to other terror organisations. Rest in pieces, brick. The leader of the Mihaetpoleaan, Le'dur of Mihaetpoleaan, says that they were not responsible for the death as they claimed the brick was cursed with sentient powers, murdering anyone it chooses. "It was entirely coincidence," says Le'dur, as he places a brick, suspiciously similar to the killer brick, on the roof of the cave.

Next up is sports. We took a random number generator to predict our scores for Copa South Pacifica if we're even qualifying. Let's see...4001...7911...273903...and 0. We have a chance of winning, says Chief Head Examiner About The Scores (CHEATS). Watch us play soccer/football, and hopefully, score those numbers, if it's possible.

See you next hour.

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Walks in the RMB and leaves a cookie with a note

ďFrom Ice Bear, the first person to see this cookie can take it and eat it.Ē

BearStackof2015 wrote:Walks in the RMB and leaves a cookie with a note

ďFrom Ice Bear, the first person to see this cookie can take it and eat it.Ē

*eats cookie* Yummy

BearStackof2015 wrote:Walks in the RMB and leaves a cookie with a note

ďFrom Ice Bear, the first person to see this cookie can take it and eat it.Ē

*Pounces*

Nicklebranshave wrote:*eats cookie* Yummy

Nooooooo!
*Grabs the only cookie jar in the room and stuffs it all in*
Better.

Yansu, hereís that deathstroke thingy I mentioned earlier
https://66.media.tumblr.com/81f0826a84c7acb3d9c53ac043483cc0/tumblr_promhnv9zc1y5elm9o1_400.jpg

Si-topia wrote:Goodnight everyone ^-^

Sweet dreams, my love~
*tucks you in, kisses you goodnight and turns the lights off*

BearStackof2015 wrote:Walks in the RMB and leaves a cookie with a note

ďFrom Ice Bear, the first person to see this cookie can take it and eat it.Ē

What's with the flag?

The Solar System Scope wrote:Sweet dreams, my love~
*tucks you in, kisses you goodnight and turns the lights off*What's with the flag?

Itís to celebrate the regions 16th bday

BearStackof2015 wrote:Walks in the RMB and leaves a cookie with a note

ďFrom Ice Bear, the first person to see this cookie can take it and eat it.Ē

I guess I'm only left to the crumbs.
*pulls out magnifying glass*

Nep neptunia

Nep nep.

BearStackof2015 wrote:Itís to celebrate the regions 16th bday

Was that the region's original flag...?

The Solar System Scope wrote:Was that the region's original flag...?

I donít know. Iíve only been playing NS since April 2018

It might be the original flag lol

BearStackof2015 wrote:I donít know. Iíve only been playing NS since April 2018

It might be the original flag lol

Hey, Icebear...
*throws chocolate bits of cookie into the trash can*
April 2018? But your population is only 557 million though.... >.>

The Solar System Scope wrote:Sweet dreams, my love~
*tucks you in, kisses you goodnight and turns the lights off*What's with the flag?

Astro! *glomps* ^-^

The Filippinas wrote:Hey, Icebear...
*throws chocolate bits of cookie into the trash can*
April 2018? But your population is only 557 million though.... >.>

I have older nations lurking somewhere...

Post self-deleted by Dasko.

So guys I did it. I have a decent environment now! *claps*

All I have to do now is to fix my crumbling economy without destroying the environment.

Federated Kingdoms of Brittania wrote:So guys I did it. I have a decent environment now! *claps*

All I have to do now is to fix my crumbling economy without destroying the environment.

Bah! Just make a better human environment. Screw the other animals!

Dasko wrote:Bah! Just make a better human environment. Screw the other animals!

But with a better environment I get more money from tourism and more biodiverisity means that we could analize these creatures to understand our past better.

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