*Laying down playing dead*
You know, I donít think Iím fully evil.
*I watch the clouds pass overhead*
Of course, Iím not good either.
*My heart becomes infused with chocolate making me a childís vitamin tab*
Oh, well, if vitaminís the good then the tab and child must be the Lily.
Iím a chab! Which is at least a true neutral.
Good as in good quality.
You are poor, as in poor quality.
You are the equivalent of a screaming child mixed with one of those foil covered chocolate coins, except no bank would ever accept you.
YOU'LL NEVER BE ONE OF US!
*stabs the choco-zombie Lily*
Anyway, let's see here...font size 400 isn't big enough today we are discussing the talks between Poleande and a terrorist group called Mihaetpoleaan. Poleski ambassador to Terrorist Groups, Aime Schrewd, visited the cave which the terrorists resided. Sadly, he was finally killed in a very coincidental brick that fell off the roof of the cave. We are surprised that hasn't happened to him in the 56 trips he has taken to other terror organisations. Rest in pieces, brick. The leader of the Mihaetpoleaan, Le'dur of Mihaetpoleaan, says that they were not responsible for the death as they claimed the brick was cursed with sentient powers, murdering anyone it chooses. "It was entirely coincidence," says Le'dur, as he places a brick, suspiciously similar to the killer brick, on the roof of the cave.
Next up is sports. We took a random number generator to predict our scores for Copa South Pacifica if we're even qualifying. Let's see...4001...7911...273903...and 0. We have a chance of winning, says Chief Head Examiner About The Scores (CHEATS). Watch us play soccer/football, and hopefully, score those numbers, if it's possible.
See you next hour.
I donít know. Iíve only been playing NS since April 2018
It might be the original flag lol
Bah! Just make a better human environment. Screw the other animals!