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Hello! ^-^

Let's change things up a bit...

*blasts Sublime all over TSP*

Agalaesia wrote:

RMB Joke...
Dark Pit is too frightening, so we now call him Carpet!

Okay. Oh yeah, you didn't answer my question yesterday. Are there broad beans in haggis?

Yansu wrote:

Okay. Oh yeah, you didn't answer my question yesterday. Are there broad beans in haggis?

I don't think so...

I know vegan haggises include broad beans, but think Haggis (meaty variant) includes oats!

Erinor wrote:

Expect a TG on the topic imminently.

An imminent telegram from the eminent Delegate of TSP?

What joy!

Alice Parker wrote:

My ethos is "If it isn't worth stealing, it isn't worth anything".

Oh, hon, you're worth something!

Not much, but something.

I feel you, Alice Parker,
And one day, I'll steal you,
'Til I'm with you and I'm with you there,
Buried sweetly in your yellow hair (if you bother washing it).

Erinor wrote:

Well, it's not imminent anymore, given that I sent it eight and a half hours ago. Now it's only imminent in the sense that archaeologists believe they may make an imminent discovery in Khufu's Great Pyramid.

It's quite imminent!

It's like Schrodinger's Telegram, in that I found a dead cat in it.

That counts, right?

Good (almost) afternoon, TSP whippersnappers! Hope everyone's day is going swimmingly!

Si-topia wrote:

*boops The Solar System Scope*
Today has been wild. A dog cut it's tail and was slinging blood everywhere, I had to give a few dogs their medicine so I was sticking my fingers down dog throats to get them to swallow, and now I have to prep 25 dogs for next Monday because of an upcoming holiday >~<

...I take it you work at a veterinary clinic! :)

Churumduul wrote:

...I take it you work at a veterinary clinic! :)

Blood bank actually, but yeah it's sorta similar except the public doesn't bring their dogs in, we have our own dogs that live here.

Si-topia wrote:

Blood bank actually, but yeah it's sorta similar except the public doesn't bring their dogs in, we have our own dogs that live here.

Well you need a steady supply of blood!

Dark pit wrote:

Am I really edgy and frightening?

You're as edgy as a plastic spoon.

Si-topia wrote:

I was sticking my fingers down dog throats

Ah, I hate it when that happens.

Auphelia wrote:

Well you need a steady supply of blood!

Ah, I hate it when that happens.

Yes but we'd rather get it from the neck, not the tail :p
Um... >.>

Lily pad nation wrote:

Not really, you’re more
<.< >.>
Pitiful.

Their humour is rather dark as well.

Si-topia wrote:

Yes but we'd rather get it from the neck, not the tail :p
Um... >.>

Why not both?

Just do it like the vampires, suck the dogs dry and catch new ones off the street.

Don't worry, no one has to know.

Drystar wrote:

A bit mean, and a bit punnish... that’s our Lily

Lily pad nation's not mean!

She's nice . . . she's not good, she's not bad, she's just nice . . .

*cackles evilly*