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Redorish Reich wrote:i'd like to see you try to write the proper amount of "The"s for our name

The x420 Imperial Republic of RR

I have written the weed number. This is peak comedy

Visois wrote:The x420 Imperial Republic of RR

I have written the weed number. This is peak comedy

comedan

Redorish Reich wrote:comedan

I remember this one time. The funniest sh!t I’ve ever seen. There’s this scientist right? Get this. He turns himself into a f*cking pickle

New Lapis Lazuli, Holy protaly, Kasantia, and Saulend

New Lapis Lazuli wrote:Do I have to send a telegram or
something?

DM MESSAGE

Holy protaly wrote:DM MESSAGE

Dm message?

Holy protaly

Visois wrote:I remember this one time. The funniest sh!t I’ve ever seen. There’s this scientist right? Get this. He turns himself into a f*cking pickle

Lmao that’s so funny haha

Holy protaly and Greater imperial

Greater imperial

Visois wrote:I remember this one time. The funniest sh!t I’ve ever seen. There’s this scientist right? Get this. He turns himself into a f*cking pickle

PICKLE RICK

Holy protaly and Kasantia

Visois wrote:I remember this one time. The funniest sh!t I’ve ever seen. There’s this scientist right? Get this. He turns himself into a f*cking pickle

r i c k l e p i c k

Holy protaly, Kasantia, and Greater imperial

Visois: “pffft we don’t have that much rules“

Also Visois: *requires a license for computers and laptops*

Isles of iles, Holy protaly, and Greater imperial

Visois wrote:Visois: “pffft we don’t have that much rules“

Also Visois: *requires a license for computers and laptops*

Hahahahaha

Isles of iles and Greater imperial

RP POST
Miseria

-After the daylong forest fire in the Adria District was quelled, Officals we’re able to get to the wreckage of Visian Flight 312. Unfortunately all 212 people on the fight have perished to the crash. Gattos calls the incident “a national tragedy”. He orders the flag to be at half staff for the following week.

Isles of iles, Holy protaly, and New jaredtania

Yes.

Holy protaly

Visois wrote:RP POST
Miseria

-After the daylong forest fire in the Adria District was quelled, Officals we’re able to get to the wreckage of Visian Flight 312. Unfortunately all 212 people on the fight have perished to the crash. Gattos calls the incident “a national tragedy”. He orders the flag to be at half staff for the following week.

Holy Protaly mourns the death of Belphegor Kighar Khan brother of Beelzebub Huranti Khan, who died on his way To see Comanderié

Greater imperial and New jaredtania

Holy protaly wrote:Holy Protaly mourns the death of Belphegor Kighar Khan brother of Beelzebub Huranti Khan, who died on his way To see Comanderié

OOC: your important people fly with regular airlines?

Holy protaly

Visois wrote:OOC: your important people fly with regular airlines?

Nah he's just stupid. why do you think he's not Khan of Holy Protaly

Visois

Holy protaly wrote:Nah he's just stupid. why do you think he's not Khan of Holy Protaly

Too darn lazy to do crap

RP POST
Miseria

-The Visian Air Force adopts a new aircraft, the SHAI-1 (see factbook). Gattos orders the new intelligence aircraft to fly over Greater imperial in order to monitor the current situation and gather photographs of important areas.

Holy protaly, Greater imperial, and The town of salem

Greater imperial

RP POST
Miseria

-In response to possible increase activity from Visian Air Force the Imperial Air Force has begin the construction of more F-22 Raptors along with the construction of radar surveillance stations to increase the motioning capabilities within GI borders

Holy protaly and The town of salem

The town of salem

Hi guys, I've just joined and I am an experienced player of NS, though my previous nation CTEd and I can't remember the password so...

Anyway, just wanted to introduce myself and say hi. The recruitment TG was good! See you around, I hope.

Holy protaly and Kasantia

Yugotania

RP POST
Miseria

Ras, Capital of Yugotania, 12:10 AM

It is a bright sunny day in the capital, a day like any other an outsider would think, however things in Yugotania are heating up as citizens in most major cities are taking up to the streets to protest goverment policies and system in general, for now it's not critical but the government is starting to get concerned it may escalate. In the Ministry, government officials and other party members are pointing fingers and throwing paperwork all around trying to come up with a solution before it's too late, though most of them are concerned about their own careers and their ambitions in hopes of getting further power.

One particular party member and with that the youngest in the Ministry, Vukan Golubović (27), is having different ideas in his mind after he received a message from the leader himself.
_________________________
An hour earlier

Vukan is sitting in his office, working through piles of paperwork, until he gets a knock on his door

"Come in!" he yelled
In comes a courier
"Sorry to bother you, mr. Golubović, you have a message, i suggest you read it, it's from the leader himself, handwritten." courier said as he rushes to Vukan's desk handing him the letter
"Did the old papa bear exhaust his hand by writing it or something?" Vukan asks with sarcastic smile
"I... I don't know if you should talk that way abo-" courier replies before Vukan cuts him off
"Yeah yeah, spare me. You're free to go."
"Y-yes sir." courier replies before exiting the office.

Vukan was curious and he opened the letter right away to see what it says

Dear Vukan

We have known eachother many years, i knew you when you was a little baby, and with your father i have been very close friends with until the unfortunate events that happened after the war. Im writing you this and it pains my heart to tell you but i am relieving you of your duties for someone more experienced and... Less rebelious and less quick to anger. I understand, you are young and you have a different way of thinking but that doesn't work here. I will do my best to help you find a different position that fits your qualifications as a student whom finished with best grades at master studies of law and rights and military academy. Do not take this the wrong way please, i hope you understand.

Best regards
Marshall Ante Kombarov
Supreme Leader of Yugotanian Military Junta

As Vukan finished reading the letter he felt like his blood pressure went above 200, as if everything began to sink in. He rushes out of his office with alarming speed.
________________________
Office of the Supreme Leader, House of the Revolutionary Commite

Vukan rushes to leader's office in the capital building, there is a great line infront, all party members. When they saw Vukan rushing in and not bothering to wait in line they let him pass, as they must have thought it's something urgent.

As Vukan enters leader's office he is confronted by his secretary
"Mr. Golubović! Good to see you, you have to wait here, Supreme Leader is having an urgent meeting." Secretary says
Vukan approaches her all red in face and speaks up
"Find another a$$ to kiss."
Secretary was left speechless and confused as Vukan rushes in the office bot bothering to knock

Leader Kombarov is sitting in his desk drinking coffe and looking at something in his computer and was stunned when Vukan entered

"Thief, murderer, dictator, mobster!" Vukan hurls insults at him before approaching his desk and throwing the letter he received from the leader at his face
"What the hell is the matter with you?! Have you gone nuts?! You will regret this if you don't control yourself!" Ante yelled at him
"You have gone nuts ever since you got to sit in that chair!" Vukan yelled back and started ranting at him "For 5 years i went along with your bullsh!t, for 5 years going through your filthy paperwork and this bureaocratic nonsense, even my father before me before you got him killed you filthy snake!"
"I told you to control yourself god damn it!" Ante yelled
"How can i control myself when you and your puppets are literally breathing down mine and everyone else's necks 24 hours straight! You want to kick me to the street and make me sit at the bureau begging them for any job just so i can get to eat something decent for goodness sakes! I can't even visit my wife and kids back home without filling in pointless travel permit that makes no god damn sense!" Vukan continued
"What are you now? A revolutionary? Is this how you repay me for everything i've done for you ? You want to join in with that filthy mass?!"
"Do you even know how much money, hours, sweat and nerves i gave up just so i can be in the position i am in?! How much nerves and bones those protestors are breaking just so you can hear their voice you fat fu*k! And yes i might as well join them, because i see no other way to clean up the mess you made out of this damn country!"
"You are acting like your father, and you know very well what happened to him! Reason you're still alive is out of my respect and pity! And you don't want to cross his line do you?!"
"Listen, when the mass of people break inside your office, im gonna be on their side and im gonna be the one breaking the door and grabbing your filthy throat and throwing you outside this f*****g window. That's a promise."
Vukan rushes outside the office and goes back home to pack his things before policemen get to him first
Ante sits back on his chair, stunned, and thinks to himself
"Tsk tsk tsk.... Never would have thought things are gonna turn out this way..."
Ante speaks our loud
_______________________________________
Breaking news!
Violators and criminals gather on the streets!

The last two days some horrible events are happening in our country! Criminals and foreign spies are gathering on the streets and protesting against our party, ideology and everything we stand for! They want to destroy us from the inside and end our glorious revolution, maybe even dissolve our mighty democratic republic! The brave policemen are protecting government establishments as protestors turned to violence, throwing rocks and flares at our protectors, some even stupidly attacking them bare handed! It is clear that these violators have no intellect or morals! We are sure our mighty party and glorious leader will out an end to this public disorder. More news on the events coming soon!

Submitted by Radio-Television of Yugotania, established by Ministry of Information

Slavisikaya, Holy protaly, Saulend, and The town of salem

The servants of the lord-master

Yugotania wrote:RP POST
Miseria

Ras, Capital of Yugotania, 12:10 AM

It is a bright sunny day in the capital, a day like any other an outsider would think, however things in Yugotania are heating up as citizens in most major cities are taking up to the streets to protest goverment policies and system in general, for now it's not critical but the government is starting to get concerned it may escalate. In the Ministry, government officials and other party members are pointing fingers and throwing paperwork all around trying to come up with a solution before it's too late, though most of them are concerned about their own careers and their ambitions in hopes of getting further power.

One particular party member and with that the youngest in the Ministry, Vukan Golubović (27), is having different ideas in his mind after he received a message from the leader himself.
_________________________
An hour earlier

Vukan is sitting in his office, working through piles of paperwork, until he gets a knock on his door

"Come in!" he yelled
In comes a courier
"Sorry to bother you, mr. Golubović, you have a message, i suggest you read it, it's from the leader himself, handwritten." courier said as he rushes to Vukan's desk handing him the letter
"Did the old papa bear exhaust his hand by writing it or something?" Vukan asks with sarcastic smile
"I... I don't know if you should talk that way abo-" courier replies before Vukan cuts him off
"Yeah yeah, spare me. You're free to go."
"Y-yes sir." courier replies before exiting the office.

Vukan was curious and he opened the letter right away to see what it says

Dear Vukan

We have known eachother many years, i knew you when you was a little baby, and with your father i have been very close friends with until the unfortunate events that happened after the war. Im writing you this and it pains my heart to tell you but i am relieving you of your duties for someone more experienced and... Less rebelious and less quick to anger. I understand, you are young and you have a different way of thinking but that doesn't work here. I will do my best to help you find a different position that fits your qualifications as a student whom finished with best grades at master studies of law and rights and military academy. Do not take this the wrong way please, i hope you understand.

Best regards
Marshall Ante Kombarov
Supreme Leader of Yugotanian Military Junta

As Vukan finished reading the letter he felt like his blood pressure went above 200, as if everything began to sink in. He rushes out of his office with alarming speed.
________________________
Office of the Supreme Leader, House of the Revolutionary Commite

Vukan rushes to leader's office in the capital building, there is a great line infront, all party members. When they saw Vukan rushing in and not bothering to wait in line they let him pass, as they must have thought it's something urgent.

As Vukan enters leader's office he is confronted by his secretary
"Mr. Golubović! Good to see you, you have to wait here, Supreme Leader is having an urgent meeting." Secretary says
Vukan approaches her all red in face and speaks up
"Find another a$$ to kiss."
Secretary was left speechless and confused as Vukan rushes in the office bot bothering to knock

Leader Kombarov is sitting in his desk drinking coffe and looking at something in his computer and was stunned when Vukan entered

"Thief, murderer, dictator, mobster!" Vukan hurls insults at him before approaching his desk and throwing the letter he received from the leader at his face
"What the hell is the matter with you?! Have you gone nuts?! You will regret this if you don't control yourself!" Ante yelled at him
"You have gone nuts ever since you got to sit in that chair!" Vukan yelled back and started ranting at him "For 5 years i went along with your bullsh!t, for 5 years going through your filthy paperwork and this bureaocratic nonsense, even my father before me before you got him killed you filthy snake!"
"I told you to control yourself god damn it!" Ante yelled
"How can i control myself when you and your puppets are literally breathing down mine and everyone else's necks 24 hours straight! You want to kick me to the street and make me sit at the bureau begging them for any job just so i can get to eat something decent for goodness sakes! I can't even visit my wife and kids back home without filling in pointless travel permit that makes no god damn sense!" Vukan continued
"What are you now? A revolutionary? Is this how you repay me for everything i've done for you ? You want to join in with that filthy mass?!"
"Do you even know how much money, hours, sweat and nerves i gave up just so i can be in the position i am in?! How much nerves and bones those protestors are breaking just so you can hear their voice you fat fu*k! And yes i might as well join them, because i see no other way to clean up the mess you made out of this damn country!"
"You are acting like your father, and you know very well what happened to him! Reason you're still alive is out of my respect and pity! And you don't want to cross his line do you?!"
"Listen, when the mass of people break inside your office, im gonna be on their side and im gonna be the one breaking the door and grabbing your filthy throat and throwing you outside this f*****g window. That's a promise."
Vukan rushes outside the office and goes back home to pack his things before policemen get to him first
Ante sits back on his chair, stunned, and thinks to himself
"Tsk tsk tsk.... Never would have thought things are gonna turn out this way..."
Ante speaks our loud
_______________________________________
Breaking news!
Violators and criminals gather on the streets!

The last two days some horrible events are happening in our country! Criminals and foreign spies are gathering on the streets and protesting against our party, ideology and everything we stand for! They want to destroy us from the inside and end our glorious revolution, maybe even dissolve our mighty democratic republic! The brave policemen are protecting government establishments as protestors turned to violence, throwing rocks and flares at our protectors, some even stupidly attacking them bare handed! It is clear that these violators have no intellect or morals! We are sure our mighty party and glorious leader will out an end to this public disorder. More news on the events coming soon!

Submitted by Radio-Television of Yugotania, established by Ministry of Information

Can you please use the spoiler command next time

Slavisikaya, Holy protaly, Visois, and The town of salem

The servants of the lord-master wrote:Can you please use the spoiler command next time

i second that

Holy protaly, The servants of the lord-master, and The town of salem

The servants of the lord-master wrote:Can you please use the spoiler command next time

Can we also use it when quoting said large text?

Slavisikaya, Holy protaly, The servants of the lord-master, and The town of salem

New jaredtania

Holy protaly wrote:Holy Protaly mourns the death of Belphegor Kighar Khan brother of Beelzebub Huranti Khan, who died on his way To see Comanderié

RP
Emperor J sends his respects to Beelzebub Khan and also orders the flags to stay at half mast as it was confirmed that 6 New Jaredtanian citizens perished on that same flight

Holy protaly and The town of salem

Yugotania wrote:RP POST
Miseria

Ras, Capital of Yugotania, 12:10 AM

It is a bright sunny day in the capital, a day like any other an outsider would think, however things in Yugotania are heating up as citizens in most major cities are taking up to the streets to protest goverment policies and system in general, for now it's not critical but the government is starting to get concerned it may escalate. In the Ministry, government officials and other party members are pointing fingers and throwing paperwork all around trying to come up with a solution before it's too late, though most of them are concerned about their own careers and their ambitions in hopes of getting further power.

One particular party member and with that the youngest in the Ministry, Vukan Golubović (27), is having different ideas in his mind after he received a message from the leader himself.
_________________________
An hour earlier

Vukan is sitting in his office, working through piles of paperwork, until he gets a knock on his door

"Come in!" he yelled
In comes a courier
"Sorry to bother you, mr. Golubović, you have a message, i suggest you read it, it's from the leader himself, handwritten." courier said as he rushes to Vukan's desk handing him the letter
"Did the old papa bear exhaust his hand by writing it or something?" Vukan asks with sarcastic smile
"I... I don't know if you should talk that way abo-" courier replies before Vukan cuts him off
"Yeah yeah, spare me. You're free to go."
"Y-yes sir." courier replies before exiting the office.

Vukan was curious and he opened the letter right away to see what it says

Dear Vukan

We have known eachother many years, i knew you when you was a little baby, and with your father i have been very close friends with until the unfortunate events that happened after the war. Im writing you this and it pains my heart to tell you but i am relieving you of your duties for someone more experienced and... Less rebelious and less quick to anger. I understand, you are young and you have a different way of thinking but that doesn't work here. I will do my best to help you find a different position that fits your qualifications as a student whom finished with best grades at master studies of law and rights and military academy. Do not take this the wrong way please, i hope you understand.

Best regards
Marshall Ante Kombarov
Supreme Leader of Yugotanian Military Junta

As Vukan finished reading the letter he felt like his blood pressure went above 200, as if everything began to sink in. He rushes out of his office with alarming speed.
________________________
Office of the Supreme Leader, House of the Revolutionary Commite

Vukan rushes to leader's office in the capital building, there is a great line infront, all party members. When they saw Vukan rushing in and not bothering to wait in line they let him pass, as they must have thought it's something urgent.

As Vukan enters leader's office he is confronted by his secretary
"Mr. Golubović! Good to see you, you have to wait here, Supreme Leader is having an urgent meeting." Secretary says
Vukan approaches her all red in face and speaks up
"Find another a$$ to kiss."
Secretary was left speechless and confused as Vukan rushes in the office bot bothering to knock

Leader Kombarov is sitting in his desk drinking coffe and looking at something in his computer and was stunned when Vukan entered

"Thief, murderer, dictator, mobster!" Vukan hurls insults at him before approaching his desk and throwing the letter he received from the leader at his face
"What the hell is the matter with you?! Have you gone nuts?! You will regret this if you don't control yourself!" Ante yelled at him
"You have gone nuts ever since you got to sit in that chair!" Vukan yelled back and started ranting at him "For 5 years i went along with your bullsh!t, for 5 years going through your filthy paperwork and this bureaocratic nonsense, even my father before me before you got him killed you filthy snake!"
"I told you to control yourself god damn it!" Ante yelled
"How can i control myself when you and your puppets are literally breathing down mine and everyone else's necks 24 hours straight! You want to kick me to the street and make me sit at the bureau begging them for any job just so i can get to eat something decent for goodness sakes! I can't even visit my wife and kids back home without filling in pointless travel permit that makes no god damn sense!" Vukan continued
"What are you now? A revolutionary? Is this how you repay me for everything i've done for you ? You want to join in with that filthy mass?!"
"Do you even know how much money, hours, sweat and nerves i gave up just so i can be in the position i am in?! How much nerves and bones those protestors are breaking just so you can hear their voice you fat fu*k! And yes i might as well join them, because i see no other way to clean up the mess you made out of this damn country!"
"You are acting like your father, and you know very well what happened to him! Reason you're still alive is out of my respect and pity! And you don't want to cross his line do you?!"
"Listen, when the mass of people break inside your office, im gonna be on their side and im gonna be the one breaking the door and grabbing your filthy throat and throwing you outside this f*****g window. That's a promise."
Vukan rushes outside the office and goes back home to pack his things before policemen get to him first
Ante sits back on his chair, stunned, and thinks to himself
"Tsk tsk tsk.... Never would have thought things are gonna turn out this way..."
Ante speaks our loud
_______________________________________
Breaking news!
Violators and criminals gather on the streets!

The last two days some horrible events are happening in our country! Criminals and foreign spies are gathering on the streets and protesting against our party, ideology and everything we stand for! They want to destroy us from the inside and end our glorious revolution, maybe even dissolve our mighty democratic republic! The brave policemen are protecting government establishments as protestors turned to violence, throwing rocks and flares at our protectors, some even stupidly attacking them bare handed! It is clear that these violators have no intellect or morals! We are sure our mighty party and glorious leader will out an end to this public disorder. More news on the events coming soon!

Submitted by Radio-Television of Yugotania, established by Ministry of Information

RP Post
Miseria

Emperor Wallace I of House Sau Lupon stumbles into his office. Paperwork stacks both sides of the desk, and he slowly sits down in the chair, and begins to reach for his type writer to fill out documents.
Several hours pass before he receives a knock on his office door.

"Who is it?"
"Secretary Wallace II, Your Majesty."
"My son! Please, come in!"

As Wallace II (WII) (eldest son of the emperor) walks into the room, Emperor Wallace's (EWI) expression lightens up slightly.
WII: "Your Majesty..."
EWI: "I am your father, Jr. You have have great responsibility but we are human nonetheless. Anyways, what is it?"
WII: "Thank you, father. Yes, I was wondering how everything was, and if there was anything I could do to help."
EWI: "Oh... I'm alright, I suppose. I just have fears of the safety of this nation's unity. With the riots and the trials, I fear that unless a miracle happens soon, there may be revolt in Oblemiya. Not to mention the costs of the rail road in Visois. That damn railroad, The National Congress has been questioning how useful it even is. And as if anything couldn't get more stressful, there have been allegations the Senate has been plotting behind our backs."
Emperor Wallace sighs as he reaches for a quick drink of water from a glass on his desk.

WII: "Father..."
EWI: "Yes, son?"
WII: "I understand that I have to 'prove myself' in order to officially become heir, correct?"
EWI: "That is correct, why do you ask?"
WII: "I'm wondering if I can be put in charge of some thing related to the foreign affairs and expansion of this nation. I think if I can be put in charge of the Imperial Armed Forces Delegation and the Imperial Foreign Affairs Delegation, I can manage to channel the nation's energy into a unified sense of hope and strength. That way you can relieve yourself a bit and just focus on the investigations and the economic situation. For example, I have plans of sending a part of the army eastwards, so we can claim some coast directly next to the ocean. Not to mention a nation to our south, Yugotania seems to be undergoing some stress, so I think I could turn that situation for the best, If you understand. I could also strengthen our southern coasts' defense if need be from the New Lapis Lazuli issue.
I want to prove myself father, so I want to take the weight off your shoulders so you can focus on the domestic affairs."

Emperor Wallace contemplates this offer. It is true that Wallace II is the most likely to become heir, and so allowing him to prove himself now will not only qualify him for position as successor, but also just train him in the matters of foreign affairs and channeling the nation's spirit.
EWI: "Son..."
WII: "... Yes...?"
EWI: "I think I will give you the positions. I am doing this because I have faith in you. Do not let me down. Promise?"

Wallace II smiles.
WII: "I won't let you down, father!"

They hug and Wallace II speeds out of the room, and Emperor Wallace sits down to fill out the paperwork giving Wallace II the positions.

New Lapis Lazuli and Greater imperial

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