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I plagiarised myself!
The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Numpties, Bran Astor, The grandest empire, and 1 otherOstellan
Q: What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
A: One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
This is so true!
Bhang Bhang Duc, Greynne, Numpties, Ostellan, and 3 othersZoran, Locksley Hall, and Ibelin secundus
A Nazgul floats into a bar. The bartender says: "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
The Nazgul replies: "That's wraithist."
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, Gryphonian Alliance, and 8 othersThe Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Numpties, Bran Astor, Fuentana, Ostellan, Qapaq suyu, Willow Gate, and Ibelin secundus
I was coming out of The Red Lion and I stepped in some dog muck. “That’s lucky” I thought, “I could have been coming out of The Red Dog....”
A policeman walked past and trod in the same pile. “I just did that” I said. So he rubbed me nose in it.
Westwind, Greynne, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Numpties, and 5 othersBran Astor, The grandest empire, Ostellan, Av Libertas Vindex, and Locksley Hall
Flying low across the trees
Pilots doing what they please
Dropping frags on refugees
Napalm sticks to kids!
Post by Alukkiyadrata del norte suppressed by Bhang Bhang Duc.
MY NATION IS NEW
It’s also elsewhere so I can quite happily suppress your shoutiness.
Saw an almond in space once. Think it was an astronut
Bhang Bhang Duc, Numpties, Bran Astor, Fuentana, and 2 othersOstellan, and Xener smoneack
That's the best joke I've heard/read in a very long time! Might be even quirkier to give the bartender a lisp, e.g. "I'm thowwy, we don't therve your kind here."
Apologies, as a numpty I like to tweak jokes as well as appreciate them.
My effort for Monday: In breaking news... Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a long lost pyramid that's covered in chocolate and finely chopped hazelnuts...
Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, Fuentana, Giovanniland, and 3 othersOstellan, Fhaengshia, and Xener smoneack
Our Punday Monday winner!
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, and 5 othersNumpties, Fuentana, Ostellan, Zoran, and Qapaq suyu
*coffee*
TODAY IN THE WEST
this day, a great treat:
it is Haikuesday, the day
that got me hooked here
the sky's the limit!
write of food, feelings, and fun
or Zoran's cookies*
*it's Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
(If you need it, we're posting a haiku syllable counter in the WFE above).
Follow our Quarterly Elections by visiting https://www.westpacific.org/forums/index.php?/forum/87-campaigning/! We are in the nomination stage, so if you are a member of the Hall of Nations, nominate folks and consider the candidates.
Since Haiku have become important to me:
Be descriptive, especially of nature or something beautiful or fascinating you observe or sense.
Make use of contrast in space or size: "as the leaf flutters / the whole forest breathes and sways / while mighty wind blows"
Have some snark or punniness or other emotions. "make up your mind, snail! / you are half inside your house / and halfway out!" (by Richard Wright)
Technically, haiku adhere to a format of 5 syllables / 7 syllables / 5. but you can try out 3-5-3, other formats, or play around by letting syllable counts spill over.
Ambiguity can be OK! Example: "silent prayer—the quiet humming / of the ceiling fan" (from the Haiku Anthology)
is the ceiling fan the quiet humming or is it the silent prayer? is the writer saying that the prayer is good or bad? is anything happening? note how description, contrast, ambiguity all work together to make this haiku thought provoking
Bhang Bhang Duc, Fujai, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, The unified missourtama states, and 3 othersOstellan, Zoran, and Bobki
Ah yes, Haikuesday-
Wait, I forgot what to type.
Uhh... have a cookie! :D
Bhang Bhang Duc, Fuentana, Ostellan, and Rikanhimel
Have I been summoned
Do I smell freshly baked cookies?
They are all mine now :D
-A very bad haiku by Zoran
Bhang Bhang Duc, Fuentana, Ostellan, and Rikanhimel
Sips hot fresh coffee
Leans back, smiles in contentment
Sips coffee again
Fuentana and Ostellan
I watched this song, I liked a lot, in the 1980's when I was seven, watch it a few times, even though in Hindi you will like it.
https://cdn1.einthusan.io/etv/content/D1028.mp4?e=1596590158&end=4299&md5=6VkNIFBbqk8rmqFJlz_9aw&p=priority&start=3893
Well its sad to say but all my attempts to try to create a great region have failed. So i return to my friends here. Good to be home agian.
Bhang Bhang Duc, Fujai, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fuentana, and 4 othersGiovanniland, Ostellan, Zoran, and Locksley Hall
Tuesday, time to write.
What subject for this week's choice?
Conscientiousness!
Bhang Bhang Duc and Fuentana
Post self-deleted by The unified missourtama states.
Uh hi
The unified missourtama states and Ostellan
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