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The Most Primitive in Thimphu

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Thimphu is ranked 9,654^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Ekstremal	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“The Atlantic Islands”
2.	The State of Niue Fekai	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“RIP”
3.	The State of Magab	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Dare to advance”
4.	The Queen's State of Muze	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Dare to advance”
5.	The Queen's State of Sir Aberteifi	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“County”
6.	The State of Nethertonia	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“To Serve & Protect”
7.	The Queen's State of Tehkummah	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Say we all”
8.	The State of Republica Oriental	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Libertad o Muerte”