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United Islamic Nation World Census

The Fattest Citizens in United Islamic Nation

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, United Islamic Nation is ranked 10,010th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Definitely legitimate Muslim nationInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“I am definitely 100% Muslim”
2.The Republic of Spode Sleeper 4Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Protection and pride”
3.The Republic of LimburgvolkInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Liberty, Progress, Happiness”
4.The Theocracy of Islamic HomelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his messenge”