The Safest in The Caffeinated Confederation
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Caffeinated Confederation is ranked 9,960th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Republic of Stalliran | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Strength in Unity” | |
| 32. |  The Allied States of Goloia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “By The People For The People” | |
| 33. |  The Borderlands of Tomb World | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “100% devastation” | |
| 34. |  The Kingdom of Great Sabatonia | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “To the skies, see Carolus rise!” | |
| 35. |  The Armed Republic of Mullishel | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 36. | The Kingdom of Pargilini | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Watch Out!” | |
| 37. |  The Free Land of Dreabnought | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Yarr, we be Statesburgi!” |
