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Warschauer Pakt World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Warschauer Pakt

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Warschauer Pakt is ranked 1,470th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Socialist Federal Republic of SchillikiaNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Bratstvo i Jedinstvo”
2.The Democratic People's Republic of FederatsiyaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Flames and fires worldwide, we seek to ignite!”
3.The Free Councilist Commonwealth of Calamari LandsLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“So long and thanks for all the calamari”
4.The Socialist People's Republic of Pine PeaksInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Alone we dream, united we achieve!”
5.The Senate of MLGDoglandFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“dats right its ur boi kermit”
6.The Proletariat Popular Republic of Mexico socialistaAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Por el socialismo!!”
7.The United Socialist States of Chicagoan SocialistsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“One for all, united.”
8.The Demokratische Republik of Unsere OstdeutschlandFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Proletarier aller Lšnder vereinigt Euch!”
9.The Colony of The Great Tiger Shark LandScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“A land of diverse cultural history is here to stay.”