Warschauer Pakt World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Warschauer Pakt

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Warschauer Pakt is ranked 1,470^th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Socialist Federal Republic of Schillikia	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Bratstvo i Jedinstvo”
2.	The Democratic People's Republic of Federatsiya	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Flames and fires worldwide, we seek to ignite!”
3.	The Free Councilist Commonwealth of Calamari Lands	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“So long and thanks for all the calamari”
4.	The Socialist People's Republic of Pine Peaks	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Alone we dream, united we achieve!”
5.	The Senate of MLGDogland	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“dats right its ur boi kermit”
6.	The Proletariat Popular Republic of Mexico socialista	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Por el socialismo!!”
7.	The United Socialist States of Chicagoan Socialists	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“One for all, united.”
8.	The Demokratische Republik of Unsere Ostdeutschland	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Proletarier aller Länder vereinigt Euch!”
9.	The Colony of The Great Tiger Shark Land	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“A land of diverse cultural history is here to stay.”