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Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in Yorkshire
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Yorkshire is ranked 13,979th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Republic of Rygate||Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society||“Bully”|
|2.||The Queendom of Hen Ogledd Brythonic||Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists||“International Superstar”|
|3.||The Kingdom of Kingdom of Jorvik||New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy||“Leave us be”|
|4.||The Borderlands of Chrisfor||Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives||“Be Free”|
|5.||The Republic of Phoenix Roadrunners||Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State||“Peace and Justice”|
|6.||The Commonwealth of Rocishire||Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists||“Strength Through Freedom”|
|7.||The Hen pecked husbands of Crazymonkeyjungle||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“please let me go to the pub dear, I need beer”|
|8.||The Republic of Throdrin||New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy||“Might Makes Right”|
|9.||The Put Upon Nostalgia of Four Yorkshiremen||Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives||“Try telling the young people of today that...”|
|10.||The Republic of Cannes Boly||New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy||“God, Homeland, Liberty”|
- : The Kingdom of Northen Kingdom arrived from The East Pacific.
- : The Federal Republic of Magorg arrived from 10000 Islands.
- : The Republic of Banty Coddler arrived from The Rejected Realms.
- : Magicker islands departed this region for Barbados.
- : Magicker islands arrived from Conservative League.
- : The Revolutionary Marxist state of Communist republic of North Yorkshire departed this region for First World Order.
- : The Revolutionary Marxist state of Communist republic of North Yorkshire arrived from 10000 Islands.
- : The Kingdom of Sweden Kard of the region Guinea Kiribati proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese departed this region for Yolopmopomplop.
- : The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese arrived from You.
Yorkshire Regional Message Board
anyone have glue remover? I seem to have stuck my fingers together, I tried a catnip potion but that wont dissolve it
How on earth did you do that to your fingers? Try screaming mandragore juice. It's been helpful in restoring eye-patches to former piraty glory.
Does anyone know a good detective agency? Maybe we could hire them to investigate this baffling case of break-in, filching and anti-pirate vandalism.
yes CMJ defectives inc are very good
Having dabbled in model miniatures in my past, I have glued my fingers together many times. Hot water usually does the trick (not too hot, just decently warm), as does nail polish remover.
Or just leave them glued. Fine motor skills are highly overrated. Gross motor skills are where it's at. Who needs dexterity when you can swing your arms wildly about as you run in circles?
I need free fingers to work my lock pick, them pirates have started locking the ships doors
Sweet words may better loosen any lock than the slickest of oils or the strongest of picks.
whispering sweet words to pirates hey? your brave!
Pirates are hopeless romantics, at heart. Quite susceptible to sonnets, scented love letters, grand romantic gestures, fat little babies with wings that fly about shooting bows and arrows. I think it's probably a side effect of their untreated scurvy.
Treat them quickly, we dont want lovesick pirates plagueing us all summer
Pirates love being romanced and serenaded. Sonnets and other poetic declarations make us swoon and melt our iron hearts like beeswax. We've tried various home remedies, but growing lemon trees is so difficult in this climate.