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Most Nations: 366th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 958th
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The region of Yorkshire though not the biggest in Nationstates, but it is the largest county in England. We never cause anyone any trouble, we are humble, and wish we could be treated in the same way. Anyone can reside here, preferably Yorkshire folk but we are open to everyone. Please mind your manners and respect this region. We are very sad at the loss of Mejobsworth, may he rest in peace. Thank you.

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Regional Power: Moderate

Yorkshire contains 56 nations, the 366th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Rudest Citizens in Yorkshire

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Yorkshire is ranked 13,979th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of RygateAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Bully”
2.The Queendom of Hen Ogledd BrythonicRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“International Superstar”
3.The Kingdom of Kingdom of JorvikNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Leave us be”
4.The Borderlands of ChrisforCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Be Free”
5.The Republic of Phoenix RoadrunnersCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Peace and Justice”
6.The Commonwealth of RocishireRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Strength Through Freedom”
7.The Hen pecked husbands of CrazymonkeyjungleInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“please let me go to the pub dear, I need beer”
8.The Republic of ThrodrinNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Might Makes Right”
9.The Put Upon Nostalgia of Four YorkshiremenCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Try telling the young people of today that...”
10.The Republic of Cannes BolyNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”

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Yorkshire Regional Message Board

anyone have glue remover? I seem to have stuck my fingers together, I tried a catnip potion but that wont dissolve it

How on earth did you do that to your fingers? Try screaming mandragore juice. It's been helpful in restoring eye-patches to former piraty glory.

Does anyone know a good detective agency? Maybe we could hire them to investigate this baffling case of break-in, filching and anti-pirate vandalism.

yes CMJ defectives inc are very good

Having dabbled in model miniatures in my past, I have glued my fingers together many times. Hot water usually does the trick (not too hot, just decently warm), as does nail polish remover.

Or just leave them glued. Fine motor skills are highly overrated. Gross motor skills are where it's at. Who needs dexterity when you can swing your arms wildly about as you run in circles?

I need free fingers to work my lock pick, them pirates have started locking the ships doors

Sweet words may better loosen any lock than the slickest of oils or the strongest of picks.

whispering sweet words to pirates hey? your brave!

Pirates are hopeless romantics, at heart. Quite susceptible to sonnets, scented love letters, grand romantic gestures, fat little babies with wings that fly about shooting bows and arrows. I think it's probably a side effect of their untreated scurvy.

Treat them quickly, we dont want lovesick pirates plagueing us all summer

Pirates love being romanced and serenaded. Sonnets and other poetic declarations make us swoon and melt our iron hearts like beeswax. We've tried various home remedies, but growing lemon trees is so difficult in this climate.

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