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Zhaucauozian Friendship RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Publishing Industry: 375th Most Cheerful Citizens: 387th Largest Populations: 464th+18
Most Influential: 551st Best Weather: 569th Highest Economic Output: 586th Most Cultured: 710th Nicest Citizens: 725th Most Compassionate Citizens: 768th Smartest Citizens: 894th Most Beautiful Environments: 909th Most Valuable International Artwork: 925th Healthiest Citizens: 934th Most Rebellious Youth: 953rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,210th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,825th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,935th Most Inclusive: 2,147th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,189th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,290th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,586th
World Factbook Entry

The towering ranges of the majestic Zhaucauoziae protect the many nations who live in friendship in their embrace. We welcome all who wish to join our peaceful lands, except Larry.

Original Founder: Qaaolchoura.

Forum: LinkCome up and see me sometime.

Regional 'Map': Link Updated whenever the Delegate feels like it.

Delegate: WA nations, please endorse our Delegate Lunatic goofballs, or they'll steal your tacos. =^_^=



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Embassies: San Francisco Bay Area, The Pleiades, Antarctic Oasis, That Place Over There, Testregionia, Titan, Agora, The Bar on the corner of every region, and City Ankh Morpork.

Tags: Anti-Security Council, Casual, General Assembly, Magical, Multi-Species, Pacifist, Parody, Password, Role Player, Silly, Small, Snarky, and 2 others.Social, and World Assembly.

Zhaucauozian Friendship contains 6 nations, the 3,018th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Economic Output in Zhaucauozian Friendship

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, Zhaucauozian Friendship is ranked 586th in the world for Highest Economic Output.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Serenýsima Rep¨blica of FarnhamiaLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“𒀭Non Calor Sed Umor. Atque Panes Panisci.”
2.The Dominion of New LeicestershireCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Libertas Inaestimabilis Res Est”
3.The Free Toy With Every Meal of ArdchoilleDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Do the opposite”
4.The Allied States of Gun ManufacturersInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“We believe everyone has the right to a well built gun”
5.The Community of ArdchoilleansLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Floreat omnes”
6.The International brotherhood of We-R-IgorsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“A thpair hand wenth needeth.”

Regional Happenings

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Zhaucauozian Friendship Regional Message Board

In case anyone's wondering: I'm not on fire, nor likely to be. But the news reports aren't exaggerating. Australia's burning.

Ardchoilleans wrote:In case anyone's wondering: I'm not on fire, nor likely to be. But the news reports aren't exaggerating. Australia's burning.

Good to hear. Those fires are making the news here in the US (and everywhere else, I'm sure). Stay safe.

May I be of thervith maithtersth and mithtrethesth?

I'm sure we'll find something you could give us a hand with.

My lawn needs mowing.

My Igors don't wish to be a bother, but they have requested me to please ask the nations here to try to keep their Corvid population under control. The Igors have been reporting that large unkindnesses of non-Uberwald ravens have been making a pest of themselves and pilfering eyeballs from the Igor's labs and medical storehouses. Its hampering the Igor's readiness should the need to respond to an optical medical emergency. Thank you.

Hey now, who's been killing off some of my nation's zombies. My Igors have been conducting experiments, and are very upset when some of their test subjects, or members of their control groups get offed. They say it really screws up the data.

On the plus side, they have told me they now have a reliable functioning XP Dispenser. It works best with animated skeletons, but Zombies are worth double the xp/use.

We-R-Igors wrote:Hey now, who's been killing off some of my nation's zombies. My Igors have been conducting experiments, and are very upset when some of their test subjects, or members of their control groups get offed. They say it really screws up the data.

On the plus side, they have told me they now have a reliable functioning XP Dispenser. It works best with animated skeletons, but Zombies are worth double the xp/use.

*signals the Farnhamian Guards to hide the cure missiles* Sounds like fun.

Farnhamia wrote:*signals the Farnhamian Guards to hide the cure missiles* Sounds like fun.

Oh it is, but the igors have discovered a tiny flaw that does need to be worked out...the disposal of the dead zombies after they've been turned to xp. The XP Dispenser Mark I was much simpler, since it used animated skeletons, one could just sweep the bones and dust away. With the Mark II, my Igors have been expetimenting with using pits of "tame" Otyughs, they consider this the simplest, but not most efficient method.. They have also given thought to using an empty corridor and letting domesticated carrior crawlers feed on the dead zombies. The third disposal idea is a little more efficient, but might prove problematic in the long term, which is to breed a rather large Gelatinous Cube in a ceramic lined pit and throw the dead Zombies into the pit, but that has The Blob written all over that one. My Igors would be interested into any feedback to help eliminate the flaws to make the device much more practical and cheap.

Well, since everyone here except me and a platoon of Guards has been zombified, I don't know what feedback I can offer.

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