The Lowest Crime Rates in Zhaucauozian Friendship
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “𒀭Non Calor Sed Umor. Atque Panes Panisci.” | |
| 2. |  The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Do the opposite” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of New Leicestershire | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Libertas Inaestimabilis Res Est” | |
| 4. |  The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We believe everyone has the right to a well built gun” | |
| 5. |  The Ample Endowment of Thessadoria | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Our eyes are up here, perverts!” |
