The Tree Land of A tree is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.958 billion trees live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The very strong forest economy, worth 572 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 57,496 leaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,491 per year while the poor average 10,726, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. A tree's national animal is the tree 🌲, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A tree is ranked 201,751^st in the world and 5,532^nd in Suspicious for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.