The Girl of the Month of Abihail is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.048 billion Abihailians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Abihailian economy, worth 288 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,968 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Abihail's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abihail is ranked 104,760^th in the world and 907^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 14.61 flags saluted per person per day.