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Governor: The RIP Spear Danes of Grauer Greif 28

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Protectorate of Cards of Eagles 6 (elected )

Founder: The RIP Spear Danes of Grauer Greif 28

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Most Nations: 10th
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*slaps ASS* this bad boy can fit so many defender puppets in it!


This is a jump point for defenders - if you see a bunch of nations visit you from here, we're probably stopping a raid! Got questions or need help? Message Warden Nakari (Nakari#3538 on Discord).
If you're reading this, Eshia wants you to drink water like the based dark mode user you are :3
Slab was here, but everyone knows that water is the based Chad S-tier drink
I concede my folly, water is superior - Ostro

Yellow is the best color - Aura
"All nations should work together or the betterment of all sentient nations and sovereign regions, and to fight the last fight. Nations unite!" - the original ASS WFE, 2015
audrey and chimore were here!

We ride. We cross. We liberate.


Embassies: The Hole, Common Jaguar Wilds, and Spear Danes.

Tags: Defender, Featured, Gargantuan, Jump Point, and Puppet Storage.

Regional Power: Very High

Artificial Solar System contains 5,250 nations, the 10th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Artificial Solar System

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Artificial Solar System is ranked 12,857th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The SQUEEZE THEM ON GME of MoneymakestheworldgoroundCorporate Police State Halliburton“What's an exit strategy?”
2.The Sheldonian Calendar of QuonkolandAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“It's Quonkoday!”
3.The Caffeinated Corporations of Half CafCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Sleep is for the poor”
4.The Language-Learning Cult of DuolingoniaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“You forgot to do your Spanish lesson...”
5.The People's Kingdom of SonsidiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“What do you mean human rights?”
6.The Republic of MalazgaCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Eshialand-Galdanulia”
7.The Republic of TegoCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Conquer the universe”
8.The Principality of CaliamanAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Eshialand-Galdanulia”
9.The Colony of New MorionaAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Eshialand-Galdanulia”
10.The Matriarchy of NoniraqLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Octopodiformes”
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Artificial Solar System Regional Message Board

FA flight 989 has landed at Artificial Solar System International airport! The local time is 3:46 PM. We will be here till we depart for the next featured region. Happy featuredness!

Old Pea wrote:good hbu?

Menime wrote:Good.

Good Too.

Wow... This is by far the biggest airport Region I have been!

Featured Airways wrote:Wow... This is by far the biggest airport Region I have been!

Yeah, Big Populated Region. Very Big.

Bite My Biscuits wrote:Probably took inspiration from The Featured Region Express because his score system is awesome and I wanna rank those past regions I visited by rarity and ranking.

Thanks :D And Nice ranking system :D

As a train pulls into the Artificial Solar System train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at Artificial Solar System station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Artificial Solar System station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on):

Wouldn't even let on the train: Has to be a horrible region, for example, a fascist region, a homophobic region, racist region etc.

Coach Class: Dead Region, or I don't like the region (somewhat), but can tolerate them on the train.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-Dead Region, or I like the region.

Business Class: I really like this region.

First Class: I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region, or make it my permanent region.

Read factbook

Premium Coach Class (Big But Semi-Dead Region)

Well, A.S.S, it was fun having this region featured.

takes off from Uranus, bound for Nederland

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