Population | 11.755 billion |
Capital | Nusantara |
Leader | Sultan Abdul Fatih |
Currency | Sarsur |
Animal | Flying Camel |
The Sultanate of Al-Dijaj is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sultan Abdul Fatih with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.755 billion Al-Dijajis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nusantara. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Al-Dijajian economy, worth a remarkable 6,357 trillion Sarsurs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 540,856 Sarsurs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,840,135 per year while the poor average 55,072, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.
Foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Al-Dijajian restaurants, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Dijaj's national animal is the Flying Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Al-Dijaj is ranked 223rd in the world and 3rd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 843.59 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Al-Dijaj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Dijaj, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Dijaj, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Al-Dijajian restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Dijaj, computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Dijaj, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
- : Al-Dijaj was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, and Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Dijaj, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Dijaj, government debts are financed through alchemy.
- : Al-Dijaj was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Dijaj, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.