The Technocracy of Andoros is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its vat-grown people, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.22 billion Andorosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Andorosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,639 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 350,922 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,280,546 per year while the poor average 68,283, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Private law firms are unheard of, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, and asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Andoros's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andoros is ranked 287,226^th in the world and 237^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.