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Founder: The Imperial Empire of Jocospor
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As a region, Confederation of Corrupt Dictators is ranked 862nd in the world for Most Influential.
|1.||The Imperial Empire of Jocospor||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Thou shalt know no fear”|
|2.||The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand||Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society||“The flag once raised will never fall!”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of Shronok||Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy||“Action is the real measure of intelligence.”|
|4.||The Enlightened Autocracy of Riakou||Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy||“Technology Is Power”|
|5.||The Federation of La Polizia Si Incazza||Corporate Police State Halliburton||“W Er Monnezza”|
|6.||The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia||Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists||“Vanity of Vanities; All is Vanity”|
|7.||The Imperium of Winter Gulley||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“In ruina ejus senectutem incipit novum ordinem”|
|8.||The Eternal Imperial Queendom of Regna Loreau||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Gloria Fortis Miles”|
|9.||The Colonial Empire of Fetra||Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy||“she liked me , now I'm trash”|
|10.||The Kaiserreich of Wilhelms||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Industry and power run hand in hand.”|
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Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board
The Reich has decided to move it's troops to Ventarron.
After the Casteliaian victory at Ventarron, The Reich has begun to move it's 200k troops stationed in Vangmar to Ventarron. Once there they will help the Castelians set up defenses. They will march through the Salt Fields, stopping at Castelian supply depots set up along their journey. They will move in the APC's that were brought with them, like the M2 Bradley, the GTK Boxer, and the TPz Fuchs.
furthermore, the secondary force stands ready at last. I am deploying a force of 12 patrol boats, 6 sturgeon-class submarines, 3 Lider-class destoyers, 3 frigates, 5 cruisers, 2 aircraft carriers, and 3 Minelayer vessels to the eastern coast of By-The-Rocks to reinforce the Castelian navy. They will be moving in ASW formation, with scouting planes going out regularly to keep watch for Loreaun fleets. should a plane make contact with a fleet, it is ordered to relay it's coordinates to the flagship, along with the direction the fleet has been spotted. once coordinates have been relayed, the Deutsch naval force will move away from the enemy fleet.
The 2nd Deutscher Heer Gruppe will be aboard the remnant of the fleet, which will sail towards Vangmar for deployment.
The 1st Deutsch Heer Gruppe will continue to be ferried across to Vangmar as well.
Hail the Confederation!
Heil das Reich!
Baron von Steuben
Deutsch Minister for War
Acting leader of the Reich
The Commandant in charge of the invasion James Powell Jackson picked up a distress call about the failed landing of allied forces and has called off all potential landings
CIVIL WAR OOC POST:
Eastern Campaign - Naval Battle off By-the-Rocks
Some time after the UCC forces successfully conquered By-the-Rocks, a force from Russia Major and comprising over one million men, called the Confederation Southern Army, landed successfully several kilometers west of By-the-Rocks, accompanied by forces from the Expeditionary Forces of Vaktaria. Marching east, their orders were to take the city of By-the-Rocks from the United Confederation Coalition, with the fortified city defended by nearly 350,000 men from Castelia and New Joran.
To the southern coast, with the army, sailed a naval force also from both countries, aiming to provide support to the attack of the Triarchy forces. It went by successfully until they finally reached the outskirts of By-the-Rocks. At this point, the Southern Confederation Army began preparing to assault the city, while the naval forces began to launch aircraft in order to support the upcoming attack.
However, at some point during their journey, they were spotted by a patrolling Castelian Navy aircraft, who managed to relay their location to the UCC forces at By-the-Rocks. Responding immediately, the Castelian 1st Expeditionary Fleet launched all of its available aircraft, aiming to take down the Triarchy naval forces approaching the city.
The aircraft from the two opposing forces met over the skies, battling each other with missiles from beyond visual range. However, due to superior numbers, the Castelian fighters managed to prevail over the Triarchy aircraft, shooting many of their aircraft down with little losses to themselves. However, several squadrons of Russian aircraft managed to slip away unnoticed and fire their missiles at the Castelian naval vessels. In the ensuing attack, the entire force of Russians were shot down, but not before their missiles managed to damage several Castelian ships, including one lucky hit that blew the battleship RCNS Antonio Salieri's magazines, heavily damaging the ship and killing 200 of its crew. All in all, 1 battleship, 3 cruisers, and 8 destroyers were heavily damaged, forcing them to retire from the conflict, never to see battle again for the duration of the Civil War.
The Castelian aircraft, meanwhile, then began to harrass the Triarchy naval vessels, damaging many of them with bombs and missiles despite the attempted communication jamming. Displaying the coordination that Castelian pilots are forced to drill into themselves, the Castelian aircraft made coordinated waves of attacks from multiple directions, easily overwhelming the point-defenses of the Triarchy ships.
The damage done to the Triarchy forces was compounded when Castelian submarines then began a coordinated attack on the disorganized vessels, easily sinking the vessels with torpedoes while remaining underwater for the entire duration of the battle.
Forced to retreat, the Triarchy naval forces suffered a terrible defeat, with the Frederick, Thunderer fleets and the entire Vaktarian naval force destroyed. All in all, 1 carrier, 1 Destroyer, 4 Frigates, 2 Corvettes, and 3 submarines managed to survive the onslaught.
The Confederation Southern Army remained intact, however, with no losses to themselves. However, they would now have to attempt to besiege a city without naval or air support, something that just might tip the scales in the balance for the defenders.
Hail the Confederation!
Call to arms
"Dear citizens of Glorious Kyratov, We will be assisting in the war against the Triarchy to return order and peace to the confederation. To all those who are able to join or rejoin the Kyratovian armed forces, i demand you do so for the sake of Jocospor, and for our great Kyratov.
We have already been producing fresh weapons and ammunition from the previous threat of the rebel scum that caused an uprising in our nation not long ago, and we WILL use the skill that was formed from that conflict to bring about a stronger military force.
Grand Admiral Hickrem and General Stovin have both begun moving their forces towards Jocospor. It will take time, but it is a necessary journey. As for the air force, it is still weakened after the previous rebel uprising and will not be able to provide support in this time.
Once again, to all who can join the military, for the sake of Kyratov, do it.
The Glorious Leader of the Sovereign State of Kyratov,
Hail the Confederation!
The newly formed 3rd expeditionary force, consisting of 500,000 and many naval and air assets has departed our nation and is heading for Vangmar, Jocospor.
Arrival: In 72 h.
Meanwhile the 2nd expeditionary force, with 300,000 men, is also heading to Vangmar after avoiding destruction near Blue Harbour.
Arrival: In 24 h.
Both expeditions will avoid the coast, they will travel in ASW formation and scout planes will look out for enemy navies. If one is spotted the fleets will avoid it at all costs.
The following orders were distributed to the forces of Marrum Graecia in northern Jocospor:
"Be advised, Chuckian Mercenaries employed by Triarchy arriving in Blue Harbour imminently. Move to reinforce and destroy UCC beach head, Confederation Northern Army will rendezvous outside Blue Harbour, recommend attacking head-on to let Chuckians attack from the rear. Once UCC force is eliminated, move to Lendisdale double time. Regroup with Confederation Southern Army, and Confederation Central Army, in the meantime, fortify Lendisdale.
Hail the Confederation!"
The following orders were distributed to Vaktarian Airmen in Southern Jocospor:
"Be advised, battle in By-The-Rocks imminent, request air support to counter Castelian Naval Aircraft.
Hail the Confederation!"
While the other nations landed at key cities along the north coast, we landed along the less defended beaches outside the cities. Though there was less defences there, the jäger divisions got bottled up at "Tyrone Beach" and the tank brigade was almost destroyed fighting at Loren Beach. In the end, the landings were a success, even at Tyrone. A MEMEorial has been placed at Tyrone to commemorate the fallen. The 6th Naval Squad has bombarded many triarchy instalaitions as the landings commenced. The Day is starting, and the battle-hardened soldiers raise the Meme Flag and the UCC flag are raised as the flag of the triarchy is burned. May their hearts rest in peace. Hail the Confederation! Death to the Triarchy!
CIVIL WAR CAMPAIGN
Southwestern Campaign - Helden, Ronlor, and Imperatos
For the Triarchy, the Southwestern Campaign had gone impeccably well. Despite initial setbacks, the forces of Regna Loreau, each continuing their own advances, made significant gains, but not enough to completely defeat the UCC-allied militias plaguing their forces.
In Helden, determined Loreauan forces had pursued the Ronlor Independence Partisans into battle in the sewers, effectively using flamethrowers to clear out every corner they were fighting in. Despite their best efforts, however, only 30% of the sewers had been secured, with the RIP forces continuing to hold out on the remaining tunnels. Most of the RIP forces also impeccably managed to evade the Loreauan patrols seeking them in the surface, but due to strict vigilance, they were unable to mount any offensive at all against the Loreauans. To the north of the city, the Loreauans were able to enter the northern suburbs, but due to large amounts of civilians, they were unable to make significant gains. Instead, the Loreauans were forced to spend the day peacekeeping and guiding civilians to safe zones, much to their frustration but to the delight and appreciation of Ronlor's citizens.
Further southwest, at Helden, the Loreauans were able to push through towards city center, fighting the UCC-allied militia there in brutal hand-to-hand combat. While they were unable to fully secure the city, they had managed to at least make significant gains, with the northern suburbs and the airport finally falling to their control. The rest of the city remains in UCC hands, but depending on how hard the Loreauans push, they might finally be able to secure the rest of Helden.
At Imperator, however, the Loreauan forces were given a respite from what was supposed to be a brutal battle. A representative from the city had arrived, welcoming the Loreauans to Imperator, which was under Triarchy control. They were able to secure the city without any resistance, leaving them ready to push towards their next goals, should they choose to do so.
Hail the Confederation!
CIVIL WAR OOC POST:
Okay, sorry for being unable to post this with more detail. But it's 4 AM, I've had a long day, and I wanna do this right. But just in case, so the nations involved can move on without any too much trouble, here goes.
American Pere Housh, your invasion just off By-the-Rocks has been attacked, and defeated, by the forces of Regna Loreau. Your navy has taken heavy casualties, and so has your army. While you were able to land 750,000 men, your navy has been destroyed, though the transports managed to escape.
There will be a proper update regarding this one, I promise!
Hail the Confederation!