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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,193rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,500thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,127th
The United Socialist States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Live, laugh, expand
Influence
Superpower
Jimothy
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jerusali

Population86 million

CurrencyRuble
AnimalPremier

The United Socialist States of Jerusali is a large, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 86 million Jerusalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jerusalian economy, worth 4.72 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,850 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, untold millions of Rubles are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerusali's national animal is the Premier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jerusali is ranked 144,574th in the world and 2nd in Jimothy for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 67.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,193rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,500thTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,127thMost Conservative: 21,539thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,005thMost Authoritarian: 24,382nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jerusali, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerusali, untold millions of Rubles are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerusali, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Jerusali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerusali, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Jerusali's influence in Jimothy fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Jerusali updated the World Factbook entry in Jimothy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerusali, elections have been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerusali, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerusali, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.

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