The Home of Sports of Atlantian Oceania is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 33.093 billion Atlantian Oceanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aoisland. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Atlantian Oceanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,121 trillion alantis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,116 alantis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atlantian Oceania's national animal is the Atlantian Ocean Dwellers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Atlantian Oceania is ranked 224,806^th in the world and 53^rd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Patriotic, with 3.52 flags saluted per person per day.