The Commonwealth of Lantros is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Missail Caiban with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 16.545 billion Lantrosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edaz. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lantrosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,893 trillion Chavs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,889 Chavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lantros's national animal is the Sea-Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Satanism.

Lantros is ranked 281,834^th in the world and 4,907^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.