The Holy Imperial Order of The Bladeist Association of Brazil is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Bertrand of Orléans-Braganza with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 2.297 billion Bladeists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Lusitânia. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilian economy, worth 431 trillion Suls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,735 Suls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bladeist Association of Brazil's national animal is the Bilibilicat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-denominational Christianity.

The Bladeist Association of Brazil is ranked 13,844^th in the world and 4^th in Arctica for Most Patriotic, with 56.05 flags saluted per person per day.