The Empire of United Ersialist Uralia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 131 million United Ersialist Uralians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish United Ersialist Uralian economy, worth 3.69 trillion Kroons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 28,136 Kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, babysitters are a thing of the past, the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Ersialist Uralia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Ersialist Uralia is ranked 124,184^th in the world and 3^rd in The Allied Nations for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 75.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.