The Confederacy of Roosten is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 162 million Roostenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The very strong Roostenian economy, worth 12.4 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,273 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime is totally unknown. Roosten's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roosten is ranked 125,042^nd in the world and 24^th in The CzechoSaxonian Card Factory for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 956.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.