The Federal Republic of Braza is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Seu Delei do Espeto with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 6.996 billion Brazans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zabra. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brazan economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,783 reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Braza's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Braza is ranked 4,561^st in the world and 3^rd in Flanelistan for Safest, scoring 132.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.