The True Hero of Carton of Milk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Milk Carton with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.029 billion Carton of Milkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voldia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Carton of Milkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion bagged milks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,359 bagged milks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Carton of Milkian weed picker are way up, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Carton of Milk's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Milk-ism.

Carton of Milk is ranked 87,903^rd in the world and 83^rd in Wintreath for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,913.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.