The District of Cluna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 31.453 billion Clunans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Clunan economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion aurums a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,664 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,918 per year while the poor average 2,760, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and Cluna has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cluna's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cluna is ranked 265,011^th in the world and 9^th in Trinidad and Tobago for Most Patriotic, with 1.02 flags saluted per person per day.