The Holy Constitutional Monarchy of Comackia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Císařovna Catherine with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.307 billion Comackians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Catherinsburg. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Comackian economy, worth a remarkable 5,501 trillion Chrysphils a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 317,885 Chrysphils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone seems to be pushing the buttons of AIs, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comackia's national animal is the Ice Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Connectivism.

Comackia is ranked 34,080^th in the world and 1^st in Assembly of the Former Third PCWZ Empire for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 843.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.