The Free Nation of Crapfoot is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lord Dingleberry with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.755 billion Turdmeisters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toe Jam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The strong Turdmeistican economy, worth 477 trillion Clean shoeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,516 Clean shoeses, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Dingleberry has just been declared ruler of Crapfoot in an international press conference, Crapfoot has designated Toe Jam as its capital city, commemoration of the Great Gypsy Lands War costs almost as much as the war itself, and Sterquilinus has been named as Crapfoot's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crapfoot's national animal is the Pooping dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Sterquilinus.

Crapfoot is ranked 177,891^st in the world and 38^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 53.57 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.