The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.859 billion Creeperans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 7,278 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 385,931 Creeperian Colóns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, and printing ink yields Roman Catholicism's biggest return on investment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.