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Creeperopolis was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 423
Most Influential: 200thMost Devout: 233rdLargest Black Market: 433rd
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Devajo Dios yel Emperador
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Creeperopolis

Population18.679 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.679 billion Creeperans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 7,126 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 381,550 Creeperian Colóns, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, and printing ink yields Roman Catholicism's biggest return on investment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 45,084th in the world and 11th in The League for Most Stationary, with 973.841911463 days.

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Most Influential: 200thMost Devout: 233rdLargest Black Market: 433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 876thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 946thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 968thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,002ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,170thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,172ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,274thLargest Mining Sector: 1,299thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,394thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,607thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,735thMost Armed: 1,737thHighest Economic Output: 1,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,250thLargest Retail Industry: 2,926thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,993rdFattest Citizens: 3,150thLowest Crime Rates: 3,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,347thLargest Governments: 4,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,597thMost Patriotic: 5,887thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,100thRudest Citizens: 7,317thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,555thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,581stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,032ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,237thMost Conservative: 11,906thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,591stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,476thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,982ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,267thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,459thMost Developed: 18,260thLargest Populations: 18,531stMost Cultured: 21,490thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,170th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Conservative: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the region

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