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Most Devout: 293rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 329th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 890th
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Et sanctus de terra FCN
Emperor Alexander II the Great
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.478 billion

LeaderEmperor Alexander II the Great
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyNew Creeperian Dollars
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.478 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,052 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 274,457 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,806,018 per year while the poor average 16,233, a ratio of 111 to 1.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, international trade can be a pain to deal with, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 24,663rd in the world and 16th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 70.88 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Devout: 293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 890thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 970thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,004thLargest Black Market: 1,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,695thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,869thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,949thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,987thLargest Retail Industry: 1,989thHighest Average Incomes: 2,055thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,313thFattest Citizens: 2,326thMost Avoided: 2,702ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,783rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,137thLowest Crime Rates: 4,415thRudest Citizens: 5,073rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,237thHighest Economic Output: 5,501stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,868thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,872ndMost Influential: 5,991stLargest Governments: 6,158thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,863rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,033rdMost Pro-Market: 7,091stMost Conservative: 7,859thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,731stMost Extreme: 10,419thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,724thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,246th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the region

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