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Most Devout: 255thLargest Black Market: 714thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 793rd
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Devajo Dios yel Emperador
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.18 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.18 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,915 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 321,459 Creeperian Colóns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 4,307th in the world and 6th in The League for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 622,749 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 255thLargest Black Market: 714thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 793rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 897thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 917thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 924thLargest Mining Sector: 1,083rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,415thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,555thMost Armed: 1,587thHighest Average Incomes: 1,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,810thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,420thFattest Citizens: 2,435thTop
Most Avoided: 2,631stLargest Retail Industry: 2,674thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,699thMost Efficient Economies: 3,087thHighest Economic Output: 3,109thLowest Crime Rates: 3,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,307thMost Influential: 4,561stRudest Citizens: 4,768thLargest Governments: 5,257thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,559thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,177thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,851stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,596thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,188thMost Cultured: 14,819thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,501stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,581stLargest Gambling Industry: 16,620thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,023rdMost Developed: 21,031stMost Conservative: 21,959thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,830thLargest Populations: 23,907th
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the region

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