The United Kingdoms of Neo-Routhengard is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Michel Nicole Demetrius with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.96 billion Routhengardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edel Garden. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Routhengardian economy, worth 885 trillion xanthousites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 223,537 xanthousites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Neo-Routhengardian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Routhengard's national animal is the snowshoe rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Psaltery of the Heavens.

Neo-Routhengard is ranked 3,374^th in the world and 126^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 236.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.