The Free Land of Daniel C Tsui is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.814 billion Daniel C Tsuians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Daniel C Tsuian economy, worth 913 trillion Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,735 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,369 per year while the poor average 14,649, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Daniel C Tsui's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Daniel C Tsui is ranked 172,264^th in the world and 614^th in Memeland United for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.