The Matriarchy of Danily is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dani with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.817 billion Danilyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danilyian economy, worth 919 trillion Danimarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,307 Danimarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the best defense is a good fence, and rumor has it that Dani has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown. Danily's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danily is ranked 80,630^th in the world and 1,493^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,037.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.