The Great Country of Demmania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by David with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.467 billion Demmanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demmoia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Demmanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,090 trillion notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 410,301 notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Demmania, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown. Demmania's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Demmania is ranked 159^th in the world and 1^st in The FGLRP Commune for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 40,338.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.