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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,167thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,588thLargest Retail Industry: 11,581st
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
For unity, peace and socialism!
Premier Boris Sthukshin
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Thorkok

Population1.894 billion

CapitalIsonbert
LeaderPremier Boris Sthukshin
FaithThorkokianism

CurrencyZanonst
AnimalSeal

The People's Republic of Thorkok is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Boris Sthukshin with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.894 billion Thorkokians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isonbert. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thorkokian economy, worth 217 trillion Zanonsts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,770 Zanonsts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorkok's national animal is the Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Thorkokianism.

Thorkok is ranked 56,456th in the world and 1st in Kralistan for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 132.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,167thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,588thLargest Retail Industry: 11,581stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,527thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,606thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,739thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,916thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,989thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,984th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, rumor has it that Premier Boris Sthukshin has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, colonial subjects have Thorkokian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, umbrellas are back in fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorkok, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Thorkok.

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