The Rogue Nation of Kolkuttajat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mörkö with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.335 billion Kolkuttajatians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kolkuttajatian economy, worth 592 trillion rices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,087 rices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, Mörkö is quite hard to get a hold of, and in a baffling press conference Mörkö proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime is almost non-existent. Kolkuttajat's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nysä.

Kolkuttajat is ranked 14,656^th in the world and 226^th in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 333.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.