The District of Dornier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.014 billion Dornyns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The powerhouse Dornierian economy, worth a remarkable 3,099 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 70,410 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and the only issue that Liard has is that there aren't enough issues (Dornier has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is relatively low. Dornier's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dornier is ranked 141,268^th in the world and 41^st in Dog Lake for Safest, scoring 64.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.