The State of Driftwood-Beach is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.222 billion Beachers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 35.4%.

The Driftwood-Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,488 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,010 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Driftwood-Beach's national religion, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Driftwood-Beach in an international press conference, Driftwood-Beach is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Driftwood-Beach has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Driftwood-Beach's national animal is the deer.

Driftwood-Beach is ranked 152,264^th in the world and 111^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.84 law-abiding acts per hour.